[There is a knock, and
Mrs. Seddon, the landlady, appears, an
anxious, harassed, shabby
woman in working clothes.]
Mrs. Seddon. I thought I ’eard you come in, Mrs. Jones. I ’ve spoke to my ’usband, but he says he really can’t afford to wait another day.
Jones. [With scowling jocularity.] Never you mind what your ’usband says, you go your own way like a proper independent woman. Here, jenny, chuck her that.
[Producing a sovereign
from his trousers pocket, he throws it
to his wife, who catches
it in her apron with a gasp. Jones
resumes the lacing of
his boots.]
Mrs. Jones. [Rubbing the sovereign stealthily.] I’m very sorry we’re so late with it, and of course it’s fourteen shillings, so if you’ve got six that will be right.
[Mrs. Seddon takes the sovereign and fumbles for the change.]
Jones. [With his eyes fixed on his boots.] Bit of a surprise for yer, ain’t it?
Mrs. Seddon. Thank you, and I’m sure I’m very much obliged. [She does indeed appear surprised.] I ’ll bring you the change.
Jones. [Mockingly.] Don’t mention it.
Mrs. Seddon. Thank you, and I’m sure I’m very much obliged. [She slides away.]
[Mrs. Jones gazes at Jones who is still lacing up his boots.]
Jones. I ’ve had a bit of luck. [Pulling out the crimson purse and some loose coins.] Picked up a purse—seven pound and more.
Mrs. Jones. Oh, James!
Jones. Oh, James! What about Oh, James! I picked it up I tell you. This is lost property, this is!
Mrs. Jones. But is n’t there a name in it, or something?
Jones. Name? No, there ain’t no name. This don’t belong to such as ‘ave visitin’ cards. This belongs to a perfec’ lidy. Tike an’ smell it. [He pitches her the purse, which she puts gently to her nose.] Now, you tell me what I ought to have done. You tell me that. You can always tell me what I ought to ha’ done, can’t yer?
Mrs. Jones. [Laying down the purse.] I can’t say what you ought to have done, James. Of course the money was n’t yours; you’ve taken somebody else’s money.
Jones. Finding’s keeping. I ’ll take it as wages for the time I ’ve gone about the streets asking for what’s my rights. I’ll take it for what’s overdue, d’ ye hear? [With strange triumph.] I’ve got money in my pocket, my girl.
[Mrs. Jones
goes on again with the preparation of the meal,
Jones looking at
her furtively.]
Money in my pocket! And I ‘m not goin’ to waste it. With this ’ere money I’m goin’ to Canada. I’ll let you have a pound.