In the meantime the rumour that there was a horse down in the Clemenceau Road had spread rapidly, and more boys, several little girls, and three soldiers in blue, with red ties, had joined the group round Mr. Lavender, to whom there seemed something more than providential in this rapid assemblage.  Looking round him for a platform from which to address them, he saw nothing but the low wall of the little villa garden outside which he was standing.  Mounting on this, therefore, and firmly grasping the branch of a young acacia tree to steady himself, he stood upright, while Blink, on her hind legs, scratched at the wall, whining and sniffing his feet.

Encouraged by the low murmur of astonishment, which swelled idly into a shrill cheer, Mr. Lavender removed his hat, and spoke as follows: 

“Fellow Britons, at this crisis in the history of our country I make no apology for addressing myself to the gathering I see around me.  Here, in the cradle of patriotism and the very heart of Movements, I may safely assume that you are aware of the importance of Man-power.  At a moment when every man of a certain age and over is wanted at the front, and every woman of marrigeable years is needed in hospitals, in factories, on the land, or where not, we see as never before the paramount necessity of mobilizing the forces racial progress and increasing the numbers of our population.  Not a man, not a woman can be spared from the great task in which they are now engaged, of defeating the common enemy.  Side by side with our American cousins, with la belle France, and the Queen of the Adriatic, we are fighting to avert the greatest menace which ever threatened civilization.  Our cruel enemies are strong and ruthless.  While I have any say in this matter, no man or woman shall be withdrawn from the sacred cause of victory; better they should die to the last unit than that we should take our hands from the plough.  But, ladies and gentlemen, we must never forget that in the place of every one who dies we must put two.  Do not be content with ordinary measures; these are no piping times of peace.  Never was there in the history of this country such a crying need for—­for twins, if I may put it picturesquely.  In each family, in each home where there are no families, let there be two babies where there was one, for thus only can we triumph over the devastation of this war.”  At this moment the now considerable audience, which had hitherto been silent, broke into a shrill “’Ear, ’ear!” and Mr. Lavender, taking his hand from the acacia branch to silence them, fell off the wall into the garden.  Seeing her master thus vanish, Blink, who had never ceased to whine and sniff his toes, leaped over and landed on his chest.  Rising with difficulty, Mr. Lavender found himself in front of an elderly man with a commercial cast of countenance, who said:  “You’re trespassing!”

“I am aware of it,” returned Mr. Lavender and I beg your pardon.  It was quite inadvertent, however.