“S-h-h-h!” said the dogman, signalling the waiter; “give it a name.”

“Whiskey,” said Jim.

“Make it two,” said the dogman.

“She’s well,” he continued, after his chaser.  “She refused to live anywhere but in New York, where she came from.  We live in a flat.  Every evening at six I take that dog out for a walk.  It’s Marcella’s pet.  There never were two animals on earth, Jim, that hated one another like me and that dog does.  His name’s Lovekins.  Marcella dresses for dinner while we’re out.  We eat tabble dote.  Ever try one of them, Jim?”

“No, I never,” said Jim.  “I seen the signs, but I thought they said ‘table de hole.’  I thought it was French for pool tables.  How does it taste?”

“If you’re going to be in the city for awhile we will—­”

“No, sir-ee.  I’m starting for home this evening on the 7.25.  Like to stay longer, but I can’t.”

“I’ll walk down to the ferry with you,” said the dogman.

The dog had bound a leg each of Jim and the chair together, and had sunk into a comatose slumber.  Jim stumbled, and the leash was slightly wrenched.  The shrieks of the awakened beast rang for a block around.

“If that’s your dog,” said Jim, when they were on the street again, “what’s to hinder you from running that habeas corpus you’ve got around his neck over a limb and walking off and forgetting him?”

“I’d never dare to,” said the dogman, awed at the bold proposition.  “He sleeps in the bed, I sleep on a lounge.  He runs howling to Marcella if I look at him.  Some night, Jim, I’m going to get even with that dog.  I’ve made up my mind to do it.  I’m going to creep over with a knife and cut a hole in his mosquito bar so they can get in to him.  See if I don’t do it!”

“You ain’t yourself, Sam Telfair.  You ain’t what you was once.  I don’t know about these cities and flats over here.  With my own eyes I seen you stand off both the Tillotson boys in Prairie View with the brass faucet out of a molasses barrel.  And I seen you rope and tie the wildest steer on Little Powder in 39 1-2.”

“I did, didn’t I?” said the other, with a temporary gleam in his eye.  “But that was before I was dogmatized.”

“Does Misses Telfair—­” began Jim.

“Hush!” said the dogman.  “Here’s another cafe.”

They lined up at the bar.  The dog fell asleep at their feet.

“Whiskey,” said Jim.

“Make it two,” said the dogman.

“I thought about you,” said Jim, “when I bought that wild land.  I wished you was out there to help me with the stock.”

“Last Tuesday,” said the dogman, “he bit me on the ankle because I asked for cream in my coffee.  He always gets the cream.”

“You’d like Prairie View now,” said Jim.  “The boys from the round-ups for fifty miles around ride in there.  One corner of my pasture is in sixteen miles of the town.  There’s a straight forty miles of wire on one side of it.”