I have been asked what we do with the money we get.  Well, I never could account for a tenth part of it after it was spent.  It goes fast and freely.  An outlaw has to have a good many friends.  A highly respected citizen may, and often does, get along with very few, but a man on the dodge has got to have “sidekickers.”  With angry posses and reward-hungry officers cutting out a hot trail for him, he must have a few places scattered about the country where he can stop and feed himself and his horse and get a few hours’ sleep without having to keep both eyes open.  When he makes a haul he feels like dropping some of the coin with these friends, and he does it liberally.  Sometimes I have, at the end of a hasty visit at one of these havens of refuge, flung a handful of gold and bills into the laps of the kids playing on the floor, without knowing whether my contribution was a hundred dollars or a thousand.

When old-timers make a big haul they generally go far away to one of the big cities to spend their money.  Green hands, however successful a hold-up they make, nearly always give themselves away by showing too much money near the place where they got it.

I was in a job in ’94 where we got twenty thousand dollars.  We followed our favourite plan for a get-away—­that is, doubled on our trail—­and laid low for a time near the scene of the train’s bad luck.  One morning I picked up a newspaper and read an article with big headlines stating that the marshal, with eight deputies and a posse of thirty armed citizens, had the train robbers surrounded in a mesquite thicket on the Cimarron, and that it was a question of only a few hours when they would be dead men or prisoners.  While I was reading that article I was sitting at breakfast in one of the most elegant private residences in Washington City, with a flunky in knee pants standing behind my chair.  Jim was sitting across the table talking to his half-uncle, a retired naval officer, whose name you have often seen in the accounts of doings in the capital.  We had gone there and bought rattling outfits of good clothes, and were resting from our labours among the nabobs.  We must have been killed in that mesquite thicket, for I can make an affidavit that we didn’t surrender.

Now I propose to tell why it is easy to hold up a train, and, then, why no one should ever do it.

In the first place, the attacking party has all the advantage.  That is, of course, supposing that they are old-timers with the necessary experience and courage.  They have the outside and are protected by the darkness, while the others are in the light, hemmed into a small space, and exposed, the moment they show a head at a window or door, to the aim of a man who is a dead shot and who won’t hesitate to shoot.