“Hello, Crofton!” said Mr. Henchy to the fat man.  “Talk of the devil...”

“Where did the boose come from?” asked the young man.  “Did the cow calve?”

“O, of course, Lyons spots the drink first thing!” said Mr. O’Connor, laughing.

“Is that the way you chaps canvass,” said Mr. Lyons, “and Crofton and I out in the cold and rain looking for votes?”

“Why, blast your soul,” said Mr. Henchy, “I’d get more votes in five minutes than you two’d get in a week.”

“Open two bottles of stout, Jack,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“How can I?” said the old man, “when there’s no corkscrew? "

“Wait now, wait now!” said Mr. Henchy, getting up quickly.  “Did you ever see this little trick?”

He took two bottles from the table and, carrying them to the fire, put them on the hob.  Then he sat dow-n again by the fire and took another drink from his bottle.  Mr. Lyons sat on the edge of the table, pushed his hat towards the nape of his neck and began to swing his legs.

“Which is my bottle?” he asked.

“This, lad,” said Mr. Henchy.

Mr. Crofton sat down on a box and looked fixedly at the other bottle on the hob.  He was silent for two reasons.  The first reason, sufficient in itself, was that he had nothing to say; the second reason was that he considered his companions beneath him.  He had been a canvasser for Wilkins, the Conservative, but when the Conservatives had withdrawn their man and, choosing the lesser of two evils, given their support to the Nationalist candidate, he had been engaged to work for Mr. Tiemey.

In a few minutes an apologetic “Pok!” was heard as the cork flew out of Mr. Lyons’ bottle.  Mr. Lyons jumped off the table, went to the fire, took his bottle and carried it back to the table.

“I was just telling them, Crofton,” said Mr. Henchy, that we got a good few votes today.”

“Who did you get?” asked Mr. Lyons.

“Well, I got Parkes for one, and I got Atkinson for two, and got Ward of Dawson Street.  Fine old chap he is, too—­regular old toff, old Conservative!  ‘But isn’t your candidate a Nationalist?’ said he.  ‘He’s a respectable man,’ said I.  ’He’s in favour of whatever will benefit this country.  He’s a big ratepayer,’ I said.  ’He has extensive house property in the city and three places of business and isn’t it to his own advantage to keep down the rates?  He’s a prominent and respected citizen,’ said I, ’and a Poor Law Guardian, and he doesn’t belong to any party, good, bad, or indifferent.’  That’s the way to talk to ’em.”

“And what about the address to the King?” said Mr. Lyons, after drinking and smacking his lips.

“Listen to me,” said Mr. Henchy.  “What we want in thus country, as I said to old Ward, is capital.  The King’s coming here will mean an influx of money into this country.  The citizens of Dublin will benefit by it.  Look at all the factories down by the quays there, idle!  Look at all the money there is in the country if we only worked the old industries, the mills, the ship-building yards and factories.  It’s capital we want.”