So saying, he marched me and Tobin to the back room of a saloon, and ordered the drinks, and laid the money on the table.  He looks at me and Tobin like brothers of his, and we have the segars.

“Ye must know,” says the man of destiny, “that me walk in life is one that is called the literary.  I wander abroad be night seeking idiosyncrasies in the masses and truth in the heavens above.  When ye came upon me I was in contemplation of the elevated road in conjunction with the chief luminary of night.  The rapid transit is poetry and art:  the moon but a tedious, dry body, moving by rote.  But these are private opinions, for, in the business of literature, the conditions are reversed.  ’Tis me hope to be writing a book to explain the strange things I have discovered in life.”

“Ye will put me in a book,” says Tobin, disgusted; “will ye put me in a book?”

“I will not,” says the man, “for the covers will not hold ye.  Not yet.  The best I can do is to enjoy ye meself, for the time is not ripe for destroying the limitations of print.  Ye would look fantastic in type.  All alone by meself must I drink this cup of joy.  But, I thank ye, boys; I am truly grateful.”

“The talk of ye,” says Tobin, blowing through his moustache and pounding the table with his fist, “is an eyesore to me patience.  There was good luck promised out of the crook of your nose, but ye bear fruit like the bang of a drum.  Ye resemble, with your noise of books, the wind blowing through a crack.  Sure, now, I would be thinking the palm of me hand lied but for the coming true of the nigger man and the blonde lady and—­”

“Whist!” says the long man; “would ye be led astray by physiognomy?  Me nose will do what it can within bounds.  Let us have these glasses filled again, for ’tis good to keep idiosyncrasies well moistened, they being subject to deterioration in a dry moral atmosphere.”

So, the man of literature makes good, to my notion, for he pays, cheerful, for everything, the capital of me and Tobin being exhausted by prediction.  But Tobin is sore, and drinks quiet, with the red showing in his eye.

By and by we moved out, for ’twas eleven o’clock, and stands a bit upon the sidewalk.  And then the man says he must be going home, and invites me and Tobin to walk that way.  We arrives on a side street two blocks away where there is a stretch of brick houses with high stoops and iron fences.  The man stops at one of them and looks up at the top windows which he finds dark.

“’Tis me humble dwelling,” says he, “and I begin to perceive by the signs that me wife has retired to slumber.  Therefore I will venture a bit in the way of hospitality.  ’Tis me wish that ye enter the basement room, where we dine, and partake of a reasonable refreshment.  There will be some fine cold fowl and cheese and a bottle or two of ale.  Ye will be welcome to enter and eat, for I am indebted to ye for diversions.”