the others are acquired. Again, if one of them
wishes for some career, he must become a soldier:
if he is a sublieutenant, he is the slave of the lieutenant;
if he is a lieutenant, he is the slave of the captain,
and the captain of the major, and so on up to the
emperor, who is nobody’s slave, but who one
fine day is surprised at the table, while walking,
or in his bed, and is poisoned, stabbed, or strangled.
If he chooses a civil career, it is much the same.
He marries a wife, and does not love her; children
come to him he knows not how, whom he has to provide
for; he must struggle incessantly to provide for his
family if he is poor, and if he is rich to prevent
himself being robbed by his steward and cheated by
his tenants. Is this life? While we, gentlemen,
we are born, and that is the only pain we cost our
mothers—all the rest is the master’s
concern. He provides for us, he chooses our calling,
always easy enough to learn if we are not quite idiots.
Are we ill? His doctor attends us gratis; it
is a loss to him if we die. Are we well?
We have our four certain meals a day, and a good
stove to sleep near at night. Do we fall in
love? There is never any hindrance to our marriage,
if the woman loves us; the master himself asks us
to hasten our marriage, for he wishes us to have as
many children as possible. And when the children
are born, he does for them in their turn all he has
done for us. Can you find me many great lords
as happy as their slaves?”
“All this is true,” said Gregory, pouring
him out another glass of brandy; “but, after
all, you are not free.”
“Free to do what?” asked Ivan.
“Free to go where you will and when you will.”
“I am as free as the air,” replied Ivan.
“Nonsense!” said Gregory.
“Free as air, I tell you; for I have good masters,
and above all a good mistress,” continued Ivan,
with a significant smile, “and I have only to
ask and it is done.”
“What! if after having got drunk here to-day,
you asked to come back to-morrow to get drunk again?”
said Gregory, who in his challenge to Ivan did not
forget his own interests,—“if you
asked that?”
“I should come back again,” said Ivan.
“To-morrow?” said Gregory.
“To-morrow, the day after, every day if I liked....”
“The fact is, Ivan is our young lady’s
favourite,” said another of the count’s
slaves who was present, profiting by his comrade Ivan’s
liberality.
“It is all the same,” said Gregory; “for
supposing such permission were given you, money would
soon run short.”
“Never!” said Ivan, swallowing another
glass of brandy, “never will Ivan want for money
as long as there is a kopeck in my lady’s purse.”
“I did not find her so liberal,” said
Gregory bitterly.
“Oh, you forget, my friend; you know well she
does not reckon with her friends: remember the
strokes of the knout.”