“Talking of motor accidents, the narrowest squeak I ever had was the other day, motoring with old Tommy Yarby in North Wales.  Awfully good sort, old Yarby, thorough good sportsman, and the best—­”

“It was in North Wales,” said Treddleford, “that my sister met with her sensational carriage accident last year.  She was on her way to a garden-party at Lady Nineveh’s, about the only garden-party that ever comes to pass in those parts in the course of the year, and therefore a thing that she would have been very sorry to miss.  She was driving a young horse that she’d only bought a week or two previously, warranted to be perfectly steady with motor traffic, bicycles, and other common objects of the roadside.  The animal lived up to its reputation, and passed the most explosive of motor-bikes with an indifference that almost amounted to apathy.  However, I suppose we all draw the line somewhere, and this particular cob drew it at travelling wild beast shows.  Of course my sister didn’t know that, but she knew it very distinctly when she turned a sharp corner and found herself in a mixed company of camels, piebald horses, and canary-coloured vans.  The dogcart was overturned in a ditch and kicked to splinters, and the cob went home across country.  Neither my sister nor the groom was hurt, but the problem of how to get to the Nineveh garden-party, some three miles distant, seemed rather difficult to solve; once there, of course, my sister would easily find some one to drive her home.  ’I suppose you wouldn’t care for the loan of a couple of my camels?’ the showman suggested, in humorous sympathy.  ‘I would,’ said my sister, who had ridden camel-back in Egypt, and she overruled the objections of the groom, who hadn’t.  She picked out two of the most presentable-looking of the beasts and had them dusted and made as tidy as was possible at short notice, and set out for the Nineveh mansion.  You may imagine the sensation that her small but imposing caravan created when she arrived at the hall door.  The entire garden-party flocked up to gape.  My sister was rather glad to slip down from her camel, and the groom was thankful to scramble down from his.  Then young Billy Doulton, of the Dragoon Guards, who has been a lot at Aden and thinks he knows camel-language backwards, thought he would show off by making the beasts kneel down in orthodox fashion.  Unfortunately camel words-of-command are not the same all the world over; these were magnificent Turkestan camels, accustomed to stride up the stony terraces of mountain passes, and when Doulton shouted at them they went side by side up the front steps, into the entrance hall, and up the grand staircase.  The German governess met them just at the turn of the corridor.  The Ninevehs nursed her with devoted attention for weeks, and when I last heard from them she was well enough to go about her duties again, but the doctor says she will always suffer from Hagenbeck heart.”