One curious circumstance happened lately which I mention without drawing an absolute inference. Being at the studio of a sculptor with whom I am acquainted, the other day, I saw a remarkable cast of a left arm. On my asking where the model came from, he said it was taken direct from the arm of a deformed person, who had employed one of the Italian moulders to make the cast. It was a curious case, it should seem, of one beautiful limb upon a frame otherwise singularly imperfect—I have repeatedly noticed this little gentleman’s use of his left arm. Can he have furnished the model I saw at the sculptor’s?
—So we are to have a new boarder to-morrow. I hope there will be something pretty and pleasing about her. A woman with a creamy voice, and finished in alto rilievo, would be a variety in the boarding-house,—a little more marrow and a little less sinew than our landlady and her daughter and the bombazine-clad female, all of whom are of the turkey-drumstick style of organization. I don’t mean that these are our only female companions; but the rest being conversational non-combatants, mostly still, sad feeders, who take in their food as locomotives take in wood and water, and then wither away from the table like blossoms that never came to fruit, I have not yet referred to them as individuals.
I wonder what kind of young person we shall see in that empty chair to-morrow!
—I read this song to the boarders after breakfast the other morning. It was written for our fellows;—you know who they are, of course.
The boys.
Has there any old fellow
got mixed with the boys?
If there has, take him
out, without making a noise!
Hang the Almanac’s
cheat and the Catalogue’s spite!
Old Time is a liar!
We’re twenty to-night!
We’re twenty!
We’re twenty! Who says we are more?
He’s tipsy,—young
jackanapes!—show him the door!
—“Gray
temples at twenty?”—Yes! white, if
we please;
Where the snow-flakes
fall thickest there’s nothing can freeze!
Was it snowing I spoke
of? Excuse the mistake!
Look close,—you
will see not a sign of a flake;
We want some new garlands
for those we have shed,
And these are white
roses in place of the red!
We’ve a trick,
we young fellows, you may have been told.
Of talking (in public)
as if we were old;
That boy we call Doctor,
(1) and this we call Judge (2)
—It’s
a neat little fiction,—of course it’s
all fudge.
That fellow’s
the Speaker, (3)—the one on the right;
Mr. Mayor, (4) my young
one, how are you to-night?
That’s our “Member
of Congress,"(5) we say when we chaff;
There’s the “Reverend”
(6) What’s his name?—don’t make
me laugh!
That boy with the grave
mathematical look(7)
Made believe he had
written a wonderful book,
And the royal society
thought it was true!
So they chose him right
in; a good joke it was, too.