is saying a great deal, when it is remembered that
there are a hundred pretty mouths and eyes for one
pretty nose. Add to this, plentiful knots of
dark-brown hair, a gauzy dress of white, with blue
facings; and the slightest idea may be gained of the
young maiden who showed, amidst the rest of the dancing-ladies,
like a flower among vegetables. And so the dance
proceeded. Mr. Shiner, according to the interesting
rule laid down, deserted his own partner, and made
off down the middle with this fair one of Dick’s—the
pair appearing from the top of the room like two persons
tripping down a lane to be married. Dick trotted
behind with what was intended to be a look of composure,
but which was, in fact, a rather silly expression
of feature—implying, with too much earnestness,
that such an elopement could not be tolerated.
Then they turned and came back, when Dick grew more
rigid around his mouth, and blushed with ingenuous
ardour as he joined hands with the rival and formed
the arch over his lady’s head; which presumably
gave the figure its name; relinquishing her again
at setting to partners, when Mr. Shiner’s new
chain quivered in every link, and all the loose flesh
upon the tranter—who here came into action
again—shook like jelly. Mrs. Penny,
being always rather concerned for her personal safety
when she danced with the tranter, fixed her face to
a chronic smile of timidity the whole time it lasted—a
peculiarity which filled her features with wrinkles,
and reduced her eyes to little straight lines like
hyphens, as she jigged up and down opposite him; repeating
in her own person not only his proper movements, but
also the minor flourishes which the richness of the
tranter’s imagination led him to introduce from
time to time—an imitation which had about
it something of slavish obedience, not unmixed with
fear.
The ear-rings of the ladies now flung themselves wildly
about, turning violent summersaults, banging this
way and that, and then swinging quietly against the
ears sustaining them. Mrs. Crumpler—a
heavy woman, who, for some reason which nobody ever
thought worth inquiry, danced in a clean apron—moved
so smoothly through the figure that her feet were
never seen; conveying to imaginative minds the idea
that she rolled on castors.
Minute after minute glided by, and the party reached
the period when ladies’ back-hair begins to
look forgotten and dissipated; when a perceptible
dampness makes itself apparent upon the faces even
of delicate girls—a ghastly dew having
for some time rained from the features of their masculine
partners; when skirts begin to be torn out of their
gathers; when elderly people, who have stood up to
please their juniors, begin to feel sundry small tremblings
in the region of the knees, and to wish the interminable
dance was at Jericho; when (at country parties of
the thorough sort) waistcoats begin to be unbuttoned,
and when the fiddlers’ chairs have been wriggled,
by the frantic bowing of their occupiers, to a distance
of about two feet from where they originally stood.