to the successive chiefs and employes. Once it
was true that he had been summarily removed by a new
Secretary, to make room for a camp follower, whose
exhaustive and intellectual services in a political
campaign had made him eminently fit for anything; but
the alarming discovery that the new clerk’s
knowledge of grammar and etymology was even worse
than that of the Secretary himself, and that, through
ignorance of detail, the business of that department
was retarded to a damage to the Government of over
half a million of dollars, led to the reinstatement
of Mr. Fauquier—
at A
lower salary.
For it was felt that something was wrong somewhere,
and as it had always been the custom of Congress and
the administration to cut down salaries as the first
step to reform, they made of Mr. Fauquier a moral
example. A gentleman born, of somewhat expensive
tastes, having lived up to his former salary, this
change brought another bread-winner into the field,
Mrs. Fauquier, who tried, more or less unsuccessfully,
to turn her old Southern habits of hospitality to
remunerative account. But as poor Fauquier could
never be prevailed upon to present a bill to a gentleman,
sir, and as some of the scions of the best Southern
families were still waiting for, or had been recently
dismissed from, a position, the experiment was a pecuniary
failure. Yet the house was of excellent repute
and well patronized; indeed, it was worth something
to see old Fauquier sitting at the head of his own
table, in something of his ancestral style, relating
anecdotes of great men now dead and gone, interrupted
only by occasional visits from importunate tradesmen.
Prominent among what Mr. Fauquier called his “little
family” was a black-eyed lady of great powers
of fascination, and considerable local reputation
as a flirt. Nevertheless, these social aberrations
were amply condoned by a facile and complacent husband,
who looked with a lenient and even admiring eye upon
the little lady’s amusement, and to a certain
extent lent a tacit indorsement to her conduct.
Nobody minded Hopkinson; in the blaze of Mrs. Hopkinson’s
fascinations he was completely lost sight of.
A few married women with unduly sensitive husbands,
and several single ladies of the best and longest
standing, reflected severely on her conduct.
The younger men of course admired her, but I think
she got her chief support from old fogies like ourselves.
For it is your quiet, self-conceited, complacent,
philosophic, broad-waisted paterfamilias who, after
all, is the one to whom the gay and giddy of the proverbially
impulsive, unselfish sex owe their place in the social
firmament. We are never inclined to be captious;
we laugh at as a folly what our wives and daughters
condemn as a fault; our “withers are unwrung,”
yet we still confess to the fascinations of a pretty
face. We know, bless us, from dear experience,
the exact value of one woman’s opinion of another;
we want our brilliant little friend to shine; it is