his book on the ground, and a piece of bread and batter
in his hand. A very clever woman, who then lived
in the house as parlour-maid, told how he used to sit
in his nankeen frock, perched on the table by her as
she was cleaning the plate, and expounding to her
out of a volume as big as himself. He did not
care for toys, but was very fond of taking his walk,
when he would hold forth to his companion, whether
nurse or mother, telling interminable stories out of
his own head, or repeating what he had been reading
in language far above his years. His memory retained
without shout effort the phraseology of the book which
he had been last engaged on, and he talked, as the
maid said, “quite printed words,” which
produced an effect that appeared formal, and often,
no doubt, exceedingly droll. Mrs. Hannah More
was fond of relating how she called at Mr. Macaulay’s,
and was met by a fair, pretty, slight child, with
abundance of light hair, about four years of age, who
came to the front door to receive her, and tell her
that his parents were out, but that if she would be
good enough to come in he would bring her a glass
of old spirits; a proposition which greatly startled
the good lady, who had never aspired beyond cowslip
wine. When questioned as to what he knew about
old spirits, he could only say that Robinson Crusoe
often had some. About this period his father
took him on a visit to Lady Waldegrave at Strawberry
Hill, and was much pleased, to exhibit to his old
friend the fair bright boy, dressed in a green coat
with red cellar and cuffs, a frill at the throat,
and white trousers. After some time had been
spent among the wonders of the Orford Collection,
of which he ever after carried a catalogue in his
head, a servant who was waiting upon the company in
the great gallery spilt some hot coffee over his legs.
The hostess was all kindness and compassion, and when,
after a while, she asked how he was feeling, the little
fellow looked up in her face and replied: “Thank
you, madam, the agony is abated.”
But it must not be supposed that his quaint manners
proceeded from affectation or conceit; for all testimony
declares that a more simple and natural child never
lived, or a more lively and merry one. He had
at his command the resources of the Common; to this
day the most unchanged spot within ten miles of St.
Paul’s, and which to all appearance will ere
long hold that pleasant pre-eminence within ten leagues.
That delightful wilderness of gorse bushes, and poplar
groves, and gravel-pits, and ponds great and small,
was to little Tom Macaulay a region of inexhaustible
romance and mystery. He explored its recesses;
he composed, and almost believed, its legends; he
invented for its different features a nomenclature
which has been faithfully preserved by two generations
of children. A slight ridge, intersected by deep
ditches, towards the west of the Common, the very existence
of which no one above eight years old would notice,
was dignified with the title of the Alps; while the