Ever yours

T. B. M.

To Hannah M. Macaulay.

London:  July 29, 1833.

My dear Sister,—­I dined last night at Holland House.  There was a very pleasant party.  My Lady was courteous, and my Lord extravagantly entertaining, telling some capital stories about old Bishop Horsley, which were set off with some of the drollest mimicry that I ever saw.  Among many others there were Sir James Graham; and Dr. Holland, who is a good scholar as well as a good physician; and Wilkie, who is a modest, pleasing companion as well as an excellent artist.  For ladies, we had her Grace of—­; and her daughter Lady—­, a fine, buxom, sonsy lass, with more colour than, I am sorry to say, is often seen among fine ladies.  So our dinner and our soiree were very agreeable.

We narrowly escaped a scene at one time.  Lord is in the navy, and is now on duty in the fleet at the Tagus.  We got into a conversation about Portuguese politics.  His name was mentioned, and Graham, who is First Lord of the Admiralty, complimented the Duchess on her son’s merit, to which, he said, every despatch bore witness.  The Duchess forthwith began to entreat that he might be recalled.  He was very ill, she said.  If he stayed longer on that station she was sure that he would die; and then she began to cry.  I cannot bear to see women cry, and the matter became serious, for her pretty daughter began to bear her company.  That hardhearted Lord—­ seemed to be diverted by the scene.  He, by all accounts, has been doing little else than making women cry during the last five-and-twenty years.  However, we all were as still as death while the wiping of eyes and the blowing of noses proceeded.  At last Lord Holland contrived to restore our spirits; but, before the Duchess went away, she managed to have a tete-a-tete with Graham, and, I have no doubt, begged and blubbered to some purpose.  I could not help thinking how many honest stout-hearted fellows are left to die on the most unhealthy stations for want of being related to some Duchess who has been handsome, or to some Duchess’s daughter who still is so.

The Duchess said one thing that amused us.  We were talking about Lady Morgan.  “When she first came to London,” said Lord Holland, “I remember that she carried a little Irish harp about with her wherever she went.”  Others denied this.  I mentioned what she says in her Book of the Boudoir.  There she relates how she went one evening to Lady—­’s with her little Irish harp, and how strange everybody thought it.  “I see nothing very strange,” said her Grace, “in her taking her harp to Lady—­’s.  If she brought it safe away with her, that would have been strange indeed.”  On this, as a friend of yours says, we la-a-a-a-a-a-a-ft.

I am glad to find that you approve of my conduct about the Niggers.  I expect, and indeed wish, to be abused by the Agency Society.  My father is quite satisfied, and so are the best part of my Leeds friends.