resort to all the means of delay in his power, and
moved that the chairman should leave the chair.
The motion was negatived by forty votes to two.
Then the first clause was read. Shaw divided
the House again on that clause. He was beaten
by the same majority. He moved again that the
chairman should leave the chair. He was beaten
again. He divided on the second clause.
He was beaten again. He then said that he was
sensible that he was doing very wrong; that his conduct
was unhandsome and vexatious; that he heartily begged
our pardons; but that he had said that he would delay
the bill as far as the forms of the House would permit;
and that he must keep his word. Now came a discussion
by which Nancy, if she had been in the ventilator,
[A circular ventilator, in the roof of the House of
Commons, was the only Ladies’ Gallery that existed
in the year 1832.] might have been greatly edified,
touching the nature of vows; whether a man’s
promise given to himself,—a promise from
which nobody could reap any advantage, and which everybody
wished him to violate,—constituted an obligation.
Jephtha’s daughter was a case in point, and
was cited by somebody sitting near me. Peregrine
Courtenay on one side of the House, and Lord Palmerston
on the other, attempted to enlighten the poor Orangeman
on the question of casuistry. They might as well
have preached to any madman out of St. Luke’s.
“I feel,” said the silly creature, “that
I am doing wrong, and acting very unjustifiably.
If gentlemen will forgive me, I will never do so again.
But I must keep my word.” We roared with
laughter every time he repeated his apologies.
The orders of the House do not enable any person absolutely
to stop the progress of a bill in Committee, but they
enable him to delay it grievously. We divided
seventeen times, and between every division this vexatious
Irishman made us a speech of apologies and self-condemnation.
Of the two who had supported him at the beginning
of his freak one soon sneaked away. The other,
Sibthorpe, stayed to the last, not expressing remorse
like Shaw, but glorying in the unaccommodating temper
he showed and in the delay which he produced.
At last the bill went through. Then Shaw rose;
congratulated himself that his vow was accomplished;
said that the only atonement he could make for conduct
so unjustifiable was to vow that he would never make
such a vow again; promised to let the bill go through
its future stages without any more divisions; and contented
himself with suggesting one or two alterations in the
details. “I hint at these amendments,”
he said. “If the Secretary for Ireland approves
of them, I hope he will not refrain from introducing
them because they are brought forward by me.
I am sensible that I have forfeited all claim to the
favour of the House. I will not divide on any
future stage of the bill.” We were all
heartily pleased with these events; for the truth
was that the seventeen divisions occupied less time
than a real hard debate would have done, and were