in the town and the neighbourhood for the English
Lords and gentlemen and the German Counts and Barons
whom curiosity or official duty had brought to the
place of meeting. The grave capital of the most
thrifty and industrious of nations was as gay as Venice
in the Carnival. The walks cut among those noble
limes and elms in which the villa of the Princes of
Orange is embosomed were gay with the plumes, the
stars, the flowing wigs, the embroidered coats and
the gold hilted swords of gallants from London, Berlin
and Vienna. With the nobles were mingled sharpers
not less gorgeously attired than they. At night
the hazard tables were thronged; and the theatre was
filled to the roof. Princely banquets followed
one another in rapid succession. The meats were
served in gold; and, according to that old Teutonic
fashion with which Shakspeare had made his countrymen
familiar, as often as any of the great princes proposed
a health, the kettle drums and trumpets sounded.
Some English lords, particularly Devonshire, gave
entertainments which vied with those of Sovereigns.
It was remarked that the German potentates, though
generally disposed to be litigious and punctilious
about etiquette, associated, on this occasion, in
an unceremonious manner, and seemed to have forgotten
their passion for genealogical and heraldic controversy.
The taste for wine, which was then characteristic of
their nation, they had not forgotten. At the table
of the Elector of Brandenburg much mirth was caused
by the gravity of the statesmen of Holland, who, sober
themselves, confuted out of Grotius and Puffendorf
the nonsense stuttered by the tipsy nobles of the
Empire. One of those nobles swallowed so many
bumpers that he tumbled into the turf fire, and was
not pulled out till his fine velvet suit had been
burned.5
In the midst of all this revelry, business was not
neglected. A formal meeting of the Congress was
held at which William presided. In a short and
dignified speech, which was speedily circulated throughout
Europe, he set forth the necessity of firm union and
strenuous exertion. The profound respect with
which he was heard by that splendid assembly caused
bitter mortification to his enemies both in England
and in France. The German potentates were bitterly
reviled for yielding precedence to an upstart.
Indeed the most illustrious among them paid to him
such marks of deference as they would scarcely have
deigned to pay to the Imperial Majesty, mingled with
the crowd in his antechamber, and at his table behaved
as respectfully as any English lord in waiting.
In one caricature the allied princes were represented
as muzzled bears, some with crowns, some with caps
of state. William had them all in a chain, and
was teaching them to dance. In another caricature,
he appeared taking his ease in an arm chair, with
his feet on a cushion, and his hat on his head, while
the Electors of Brandenburg and Bavaria, uncovered,
occupied small stools on the right and left; the crowd
of Landgraves and Sovereign dukes stood at humble
distance; and Gastanaga, the unworthy successor of
Alva, awaited the orders of the heretic tyrant on
bended knee.6