“I will first tell how, on arriving at the residence of Mr. Norton, I met with a court chaplain, who was looking on at a party playing at skittles, and an old servant who named me, bursting into tears, and who was as near and as certainly killing me by his fidelity as another might have been by treachery.  Then I will tell of my terrors — yes, sire, of my terrors — when, at the house of Colonel Windham, a farrier who came to shoe our horses declared they had been shod in the north.”

“How strange!” murmured Louis XIV.  “I never heard anything of all that; I was only told of your embarkation at Brighelmstone and your landing in Normandy.” (1)

“Oh!” exclaimed Charles, “if Heaven permits kings to be thus ignorant of the histories of each other, how can they render assistance to their brothers who need it?”

“But tell me,” continued Louis XIV., “how, after being so roughly received in England, you can still hope for anything from that unhappy country and that rebellious people?”

“Oh, sire! since the battle of Worcester, everything is changed there.  Cromwell is dead, after having signed a treaty with France, in which his name is placed above yours.  He died on the 3rd of September, 1658, a fresh anniversary of the battles of Dunbar and Worcester.”

“His son has succeeded him.”

“But certain men have a family, sire, and no heir.  The inheritance of Oliver was too heavy for Richard.  Richard was neither a republican nor a royalist; Richard allowed his guards to eat his dinner, and his generals to govern the republic; Richard abdicated the protectorate on the 22nd of April, 1659, more than a year ago, sire.

“From that time England is nothing but a tennis-court, in which the players throw dice for the crown of my father.  The two most eager players are Lambert and Monk.  Well, sire, I, in my turn, wish to take part in this game, where the stakes are thrown upon my royal mantle.  Sire, it only requires a million to corrupt one of these players and make an ally of him, or two hundred of your gentlemen to drive them out of my palace at Whitehall, as Christ drove the money-changers from the temple.”

“You come, then,” replied Louis XIV., to ask me — "

“For your assistance; that is to say, not only for that which kings owe to each other, but that which simple Christians owe to each other — your assistance, sire, either in money or men.  Your assistance, sire, and within a month, whether I oppose Lambert to Monk, or Monk to Lambert, I shall have reconquered my paternal inheritance, without having cost my country a guinea, or my subjects a drop of blood, for they are now all drunk with revolutions, protectorates, and republics, and ask nothing better than to fall staggering to sleep in the arms of royalty.  Your assistance, sire, and I shall owe you more than I owe my father, — my poor father, who bought at so dear a rate the ruin of our house!  You may judge, sire, whether I am unhappy, whether I am in despair, for I accuse my own father!”