on coins; on a picture or two hanging here and there
in a Club or old-fashioned dining-room; on horseback,
as at Trafalgar Square, for example, where I defy
any monarch to look more uncomfortable. He turns
up in sundry memoirs and histories which have been
published of late days; in Mr. Massey’s “History;”
in the “Buckingham and Grenville Correspondence;”
and gentlemen who have accused a certain writer of
disloyalty are referred to those volumes to see whether
the picture drawn of George is overcharged. Charon
has paddled him off; he has mingled with the crowded
republic of the dead. His effigy smiles from a
canvas or two. Breechless he bestrides his steed
in Trafalgar Square. I believe he still wears
his robes at Madame Tussaud’s (Madame herself
having quitted Baker Street and life, and found him
she modelled t’other side the Stygian stream).
On the head of a five-shilling piece we still occasionally
come upon him, with St. George, the dragon-slayer,
on the other side of the coin. Ah me! did this
George slay many dragons? Was he a brave, heroic
champion, and rescuer of virgins? Well! well!
have you and I overcome all the dragons that assail
us? come alive and victorious out of all the
caverns which we have entered in life, and succored,
at risk of life and limb, all poor distressed persons
in whose naked limbs the dragon Poverty is about to
fasten his fangs, whom the dragon Crime is poisoning
with his horrible breath, and about to crunch up and
devour? O my royal liege! O my gracious
prince and warrior! You a champion to fight
that monster? Your feeble spear ever pierce that
slimy paunch or plated back? See how the flames
come gurgling out of his red-hot brazen throat!
What a roar! Nearer and nearer he trails, with
eyes flaming like the lamps of a railroad engine.
How he squeals, rushing out through the darkness of
his tunnel! Now he is near. Now he is here.
And now—what?—lance, shield,
knight, feathers, horse and all? O horror, horror!
Next day, round the monster’s cave, there lie
a few bones more. You, who wish to keep yours
in your skins, be thankful that you are not called
upon to go out and fight dragons. Be grateful
that they don’t sally out and swallow you.
Keep a wise distance from their caves, lest you pay
too dearly for approaching them. Remember that
years passed, and whole districts were ravaged, before
the warrior came who was able to cope with the devouring
monster. When that knight does make his appearance,
with all my heart let us go out and welcome him with
our best songs, huzzas, and laurel wreaths, and eagerly
recognize his valor and victory. But he comes
only seldom. Countless knights were slain before
St. George won the battle. In the battle of life
are we all going to try for the honors of championship?
If we can do our duty, if we can keep our place pretty
honorably through the combat, let us say, Laus Deo!
at the end of it, as the firing ceases, and the night
falls over the field.