an accomplice: herself a brazen forgery.
If Turpin and Jack Sheppard were married, very likely
Mesdames Sheppard and Turpin did not know, at first,
what their husbands’ real profession was, and
fancied, when the men left home in the morning, they
only went away to follow some regular and honorable
business. Then a suspicion of the truth may have
come: then a dreadful revelation; and presently
we have the guilty pair robbing together, or passing
forged money each on his own account. You know
Doctor Dodd? I wonder whether his wife knows that
he is a forger, and scoundrel? Has she had any
of the plunder, think you, and were the darling children’s
new dresses bought with it? The Doctor’s
sermon last Sunday was certainly charming, and we
all cried. Ah, my poor Dodd! Whilst he is
preaching most beautifully, pocket-handkerchief in
hand, he is peering over the pulpit cushions, looking
out piteously for Messrs. Peachum and Lockit from
the police-office. By Doctor Dodd you understand
I would typify the rogue of respectable exterior, not
committed to gaol yet, but not undiscovered.
We all know one or two such. This very sermon
perhaps will be read by some, or more likely—for,
depend upon it, your solemn hypocritic scoundrels
don’t care much for light literature—more
likely, I say, this discourse will be read by some
of their wives, who think, “Ah mercy! does that
horrible cynical wretch know how my poor husband blacked
my eye, or abstracted mamma’s silver teapot,
or forced me to write So-and-so’s name on that
piece of stamped paper, or what not?” My good
creature, I am not angry with you. If your
husband has broken your nose, you will vow that he
had authority over your person, and a right to demolish
any part of it: if he has conveyed away your
mamma’s teapot, you will say that she gave it
to him at your marriage, and it was very ugly, and
what not? if he takes your aunt’s watch, and
you love him, you will carry it ere long to the pawnbroker’s,
and perjure yourself—oh, how you will perjure
yourself—in the witness-box! I know
this is a degrading view of woman’s noble nature,
her exalted mission, and so forth, and so forth.
I know you will say this is bad morality. Is
it? Do you, or do you not, expect your womankind
to stick by you for better or for worse? Say
I have committed a forgery, and the officers come
in search of me, is my wife, Mrs. Dodd, to show them
into the dining-room and say, “Pray step in,
gentlemen! My husband has just come home from
church. That bill with my Lord Chesterfield’s
acceptance, I am bound to own, was never written by
his lordship, and the signature is in the doctor’s
handwriting?” I say, would any man of sense or
honor, or fine feeling, praise his wife for telling
the truth under such circumstances? Suppose she
made a fine grimace, and said, “Most painful
as my position is, most deeply as I feel for my William,
yet truth must prevail, and I deeply lament to state
that the beloved partner of my life did commit