fled, owing who knows how many more! Does a man
earn fifteen thousand pounds a year, toiling by day,
talking by night, having horrible unrest in his bed,
ghastly terrors at waking, seeing an officer lurking
at every corner, a sword of justice for ever hanging
over his head—and have for his sole diversion
a newspaper, a lonely mutton-chop, and a little sherry
and seltzer-water? In the German stories we read
how men sell themselves to—a certain Personage,
and that Personage cheats them. He gives them
wealth; yes, but the gold-pieces turn into worthless
leaves. He sets them before splendid banquets
yes, but what an awful grin that black footman has
who lifts up the dish-cover; and don’t you smell
a peculiar sulphurous odor in the dish? Faugh!
take it away; I can’t eat. He promises
them splendors and triumphs. The conqueror’s
ear rolls glittering through the city, the multitude
shout and huzza. Drive on, coachman. Yes,
but who is that hanging on behind the carriage?
Is this the reward of eloquence, talents, industry?
Is this the end of a life’s labor? Don’t
you remember how, when the dragon was infesting the
neighborhood of Babylon, the citizens used to walk
dismally out of evenings, and look at the valleys
round about strewed with the bones of the victims
whom the monster had devoured? O insatiate brute,
and most disgusting, brazen, and scaly reptile!
Let us be thankful, children, that it has not gobbled
us up too. Quick. Let us turn away, and pray
that we may be kept out of the reach of his horrible
maw, jaw, claw!
When I first came up to London, as innocent as Monsieur
Gil Blas, I also fell in with some pretty acquaintances,
found my way into several caverns, and delivered my
purse to more than one gallant gentleman of the road.
One I remember especially—one who never
eased me personally of a single maravedi—one
than whom I never met a bandit more gallant, courteous,
and amiable. Rob me? Rolando feasted me;
treated me to his dinner and his wine; kept a generous
table for his friends, and I know was most liberal
to many of them. How well I remember one of his
speculations! It was a great plan for smuggling
tobacco. Revenue officers were to be bought off;
silent ships were to ply on the Thames; cunning depots
were to be established, and hundreds of thousands of
pounds to be made by the coup. How his eyes kindled
as he propounded the scheme to me! How easy and
certain it seemed! It might have succeeded, I
can’t say: but the bold and merry, the hearty
and kindly Rolando came to grief—a little
matter of imitated signatures occasioned a Bank persecution
of Rolando the Brave. He walked about armed, and
vowed he would never be taken alive: but taken
he was; tried, condemned, sentenced to perpetual banishment;
and I heard that for some time he was universally
popular in the colony which had the honor to possess
him. What a song he could sing! ’Twas
when the cup was sparkling before us, and heaven gave
a portion of its blue, boys, blue, that I remember