used to follow the diligence up the hill beyond Boulogne,
and the delights of the jolly road? In making
continental journeys with young folks, an oldster
may be very quiet, and, to outward appearance, melancholy;
but really he has gone back to the days of his youth,
and he is seventeen or eighteen years of age (as the
case may be), and is amusing himself with all his
might. He is noting the horses as they come squealing
out of the post-house yard at midnight; he is enjoying
the delicious meals at Beauvais and Amiens, and quaffing
ad libitum the rich table-d’hote wine; he is
hail-fellow with the conductor, and alive to all the
incidents of the road. A man can be alive in 1860
and 1830 at the same time, don’t you see?
Bodily, I may be in 1860, inert, silent, torpid; but
in the spirit I am walking about in 1828, let us say;—–in
a blue dress-coat and brass buttons, a sweet figured
silk waistcoat (which I button round a slim waist
with perfect ease), looking at beautiful beings with
gigot sleeves and tea-tray hats under the golden chestnuts
of the Tuileries, or round the Place Vendome, where
the drapeau blanc is floating from the statueless
column. Shall we go and dine at “Bombarda’s,”
near the “Hotel Breteuil,” or at the “Cafe
Virginie?”—Away! “Bombarda’s”
and the “Hotel Breteuil” have been pulled
down ever so long. They knocked down the poor
old Virginia Coffee-house last year. My spirit
goes and dines there. My body, perhaps, is seated
with ever so many people in a railway-carriage, and
no wonder my companions find me dull and silent.
Have you read Mr. Dale Owen’s “Footfalls
on the Boundary of Another World?”—(My
dear sir, it will make your hair stand quite refreshingly
on end.) In that work you will read that when gentlemen’s
or ladies’ spirits travel off a few score or
thousand miles to visit a friend, their bodies lie
quiet and in a torpid state in their beds or in their
arm-chairs at home. So in this way, I am absent.
My soul whisks away thirty years back into the past.
I am looking out anxiously for a beard. I am
getting past the age of loving Byron’s poems,
and pretend that I like Wordsworth and Shelley much
better. Nothing I eat or drink (in reason) disagrees
with me; and I know whom I think to be the most lovely
creature in the world. Ah, dear maid (of that
remote but well-remembered period), are you a wife
or widow now?—are you dead?—are
you thin and withered and old?—or are you
grown much stouter, with a false front? and so forth.
O Eliza, Eliza!—Stay, was she Eliza? Well, I protest I have forgotten what your Christian name was. You know I only met you for two days, but your sweet face is before me now, and the roses blooming on it are as fresh as in that time of May. Ah, dear Miss X——, my timid youth and ingenuous modesty would never have allowed me, even in my private thoughts, to address you otherwise than by your paternal name, but that (though I conceal it) I remember perfectly well, and that your dear and respected father was a brewer.