You may be sure that the women were silent, that the men believed the devil to be in the monk; and had it not been for his wife and the darkness of the night, the Sieur de Cande, having the fear of God before his eyes, would have kicked him out of the house.  Everyone declared that the monk was a man capable of throwing the castle into the moat.  Therefore, as soon as everyone had wiped his mouth, my lord took care to imprison this devil, whose strength was terrible to behold, and had him conducted to a wretched little closet where Perrotte had arranged her machine in order to annoy him during the night.  The tom-cats of the neighbourhood had been requested to come and confess to him, invited to tell him their sins in embryo towards the tabbies who attracted their affections, and also the little pigs for whom fine lumps of tripe had been placed under the bed in order to prevent them becoming monks, of which they were very desirous, by disgusting them with the style of libera, which the monk would sing to them.  At every movement of poor Amador, who would find short horse-hair in the sheets, he would bring down cold water on to the bed, and a thousand other tricks were arranged, such are usually practised in castles.  Everyone went to bed in expectation of the nocturnal revels of the monk, certain that they would not be disappointed, since he had been lodged under the tiles at the top of a little tower, the guard of the door of which was committed to dogs who howled for a bit of him.  In order to ascertain what language the conversations with the cats and pigs would be carried on, the Sire came to stay with his dear Perrotte, who slept in the next room.

As soon as he found himself thus treated, Amador drew from his bag a knife, and dexterously extricated himself.  Then he began to listen in order to find out the ways of the place, and heard the master of the house laughing with his maid-servant.  Suspecting their manoeuvres, he waited till the moment when the lady of the house should be alone in bed, and made his way into her room with bare feet, in order that his sandals should not be in his secrets.  He appeared to her by the light of the lamp in the manner in which monks generally appear during the night—­that is, in a marvellous state, which the laity find it difficult long to sustain; and the thing is an effect of the frock, which magnifies everything.  Then having let her see that he was all a monk, he made the following little speech—­

“Know, madame, that I am sent by Jesus and the Virgin Mary to warn you to put an end to the improper perversities which are taking place—­to the injury of your virtue, which is treacherously deprived of your husband’s best attention, which he lavishes upon your maid.  What is the use of being a lady if the seigneurial dues are received elsewhere.  According to this, your servant is the lady and you are the servant.  Are not all the joys bestowed upon her due to you?  You will find them all amassed in our Holy Church, which is the consolation of the afflicted.  Behold in me the messenger, ready to pay these debts if you do not renounce them.”