“Is he slain?” said the constable.

“Who?”

“He who grafted horns upon your forehead.”

“I only saw a lady in his couch, who seemed to be greatly enjoying herself with him.”

“You, with your own eyes, saw this woman, cursed cuckold, and you did not kill your rival?”

“It was not a common woman, but a lady of the court.”

“You saw her?”

“And verified her in both cases.”

“What do you mean by those words?” cried the king, who was bursting with laughter.

“I say, with all the respect due to your Majesty, that I have verified the over and the under.”

“You do not, then, know the physiognomies of your own wife, you old fool without memory!  You deserve to be hanged.”

“I hold those features of my wife in too great respect to gaze upon them.  Besides she is so modest that she would die rather than expose an atom of her body.”

“True,” said the king; “it was not made to be shown.”

“Old coquedouille! that was your wife,” said the constable.

“My lord constable, she is asleep, poor girl!”

“Quick, quick, then!  To horse!  Let us be off, and if she be in your house I’ll forgive you.”

Then the constable, followed by the provost, went to the latter’s house in less time than it would have taken a beggar to empty the poor-box.

“Hullo! there, hi!”

Hearing the noise made by the men, which threatened to bring the walls about their ears, the maid-servant opened the door, yawning and stretching her arms.  The constable and the provost rushed into the room, where, with great difficulty, they succeeded in waking the lady, who pretended to be terrified, and was so soundly asleep that her eyes were full of gum.  At this the provost was in great glee, saying to the constable that someone had certainly deceived him, that his wife was a virtuous woman, and was more astonished than any of them at these proceedings.  The constable turned on his heel and departed.  The good provost began directly to undress to get to bed early, since this adventure had brought his good wife to his memory.  When he was harnessing himself, and was knocking off his nether garments, madame, still astonished, said to him—­

“Oh, my dear husband, what is the meaning of all this uproar—­this constable and his pages, and why did he come to see if I was asleep?  Is it to be henceforward part of a constable’s duty to look after our . . .”

“I do not know,” said the provost, interrupting her, to tell her what had happened to him.

“And you saw without my permission a lady of the court!  Ha! ha! heu! heu! hein!”

Then she began to moan, to weep, and to cry in such a deplorable manner and so loudly, that her lord was quite aghast.

“What’s the matter, my darling?  What is it?  What do you want?”

“Ah!  You won’t love me any more are after seeing how beautiful court ladies are!”