assembly approached. God knows, I was thinking
of nothing, when who should enter but the honourable
Lady accompanied by her noble husband and their silly,
scheming daughter, with her small waist and flat neck;
and, with disdainful looks and a haughty air they
passed me by. As I heartily detest the whole
race, I determined upon going away; and only waited
till the count had disengaged himself from their impertinent
prattle, to take leave, when the agreeable Miss B—
came in. As I never meet her without experiencing
a heartfelt pleasure, I stayed and talked to her,
leaning over the back of her chair, and did not perceive,
till after some time, that she seemed a little confused,
and ceased to answer me with her usual ease of manner.
I was struck with it. “Heavens!”
I said to myself, “can she, too, be like the
rest?” I felt annoyed, and was about to withdraw;
but I remained, notwithstanding, forming excuses for
her conduct, fancying she did not mean it, and still
hoping to receive some friendly recognition.
The rest of the company now arrived. There was
the Baron F —, in an entire suit that dated
from the coronation of Francis I.; the Chancellor
N—, with his deaf wife; the shabbily-dressed
I—, whose old-fashioned coat bore evidence
of modern repairs: this crowned the whole.
I conversed with some of my acquaintances, but they
answered me laconically. I was engaged in observing
Miss B—, and did not notice that the women
were whispering at the end of the room, that the murmur
extended by degrees to the men, that Madame S—
addressed the count with much warmth (this was all
related to me subsequently by Miss B—);
till at length the count came up to me, and took me
to the window. “You know our ridiculous
customs,” he said. “I perceive the
company is rather displeased at your being here.
I would not on any account—” “I
beg your excellency’s pardon!” I exclaimed.
“I ought to have thought of this before, but
I know you will forgive this little inattention.
I was going,” I added, “some time ago,
but my evil genius detained me.” And I
smiled and bowed, to take my leave. He shook
me by the hand, in a manner which expressed everything.
I hastened at once from the illustrious assembly,
sprang into a carriage, and drove to M—.
I contemplated the setting sun from the top of the
hill, and read that beautiful passage in Homer, where
Ulysses is entertained by the hospitable herdsmen.
This was indeed delightful.
I returned home to supper in the evening. But
few persons were assembled in the room. They
had turned up a corner of the table-cloth, and were
playing at dice. The good-natured A—
came in. He laid down his hat when he saw me,
approached me, and said in a low tone, “You
have met with a disagreeable adventure.”
“I!” I exclaimed. “The count
obliged you to withdraw from the assembly!”
“Deuce take the assembly!” said I.
“I was very glad to be gone.” “I
am delighted,” he added, “that you take
it so lightly. I am only sorry that it is already
so much spoken of.” The circumstance then
began to pain me. I fancied that every one who
sat down, and even looked at me, was thinking of this
incident; and my heart became embittered.