now I think of it, most of her opinions, when I knew
her in later life, were singular enough then, but
had been universally prevalent fifty years before.
For instance, while I lived at Hanbury Court, the
cry for education was beginning to come up: Mr.
Raikes had set up his Sunday Schools; and some clergymen
were all for teaching writing and arithmetic, as well
as reading. My lady would have none of this;
it was levelling and revolutionary, she said.
When a young woman came to be hired, my lady would
have her in, and see if she liked her looks and her
dress, and question her about her family. Her
ladyship laid great stress upon this latter point,
saying that a girl who did not warm up when any interest
or curiosity was expressed about her mother, or the
“baby” (if there was one), was not likely
to make a good servant. Then she would make her
put out her feet, to see if they were well and neatly
shod. Then she would bid her say the Lord’s
Prayer and the Creed. Then she inquired if she
could write. If she could, and she had liked
all that had gone before, her face sank—it
was a great disappointment, for it was an all but
inviolable rule with her never to engage a servant
who could write. But I have known her ladyship
break through it, although in both cases in which
she did so she put the girl’s principles to a
further and unusual test in asking her to repeat the
Ten Commandments. One pert young woman—and
yet I was sorry for her too, only she afterwards married
a rich draper in Shrewsbury—who had got
through her trials pretty tolerably, considering she
could write, spoilt all, by saying glibly, at the
end of the last Commandment, “An’t please
your ladyship, I can cast accounts.”
“Go away, wench,” said my lady in a hurry,
“you’re only fit for trade; you will not
suit me for a servant.” The girl went away
crestfallen: in a minute, however, my lady sent
me after her to see that she had something to eat
before leaving the house; and, indeed, she sent for
her once again, but it was only to give her a Bible,
and to bid her beware of French principles, which
had led the French to cut off their king’s and
queen’s heads.
The poor, blubbering girl said, “Indeed, my
lady, I wouldn’t hurt a fly, much less a king,
and I cannot abide the French, nor frogs neither, for
that matter.”
But my lady was inexorable, and took a girl who could
neither read nor write, to make up for her alarm about
the progress of education towards addition and subtraction;
and afterwards, when the clergyman who was at Hanbury
parish when I came there, had died, and the bishop
had appointed another, and a younger man, in his stead,
this was one of the points on which he and my lady
did not agree. While good old deaf Mr. Mountford
lived, it was my lady’s custom, when indisposed
for a sermon, to stand up at the door of her large
square pew,—just opposite to the reading-desk,—and
to say (at that part of the morning service where it