The boy who gave good advice grew into a man and went to the university.  There he made friends with a man called Crawley, who went to a neighbouring race meeting one day and lost two or three hundred pounds.

“I must raise the money from a money-lender somehow,” said Crawley to the man who gave good advice, “and on no account must the Master hear of it or he would send me down; or write home, which would be worse.”

“On the contrary,” said the man who gave good advice, “you must go straight to the Master and tell him all about it.  He will like you twice as much for ever afterwards; he never minds people getting into scrapes when he happens to like them, and he likes you and believes you have a great career before you.”

Crawley went to the Master of the college and made a clean breast of it.  The Master told him he had been foolish—­very foolish; but he arranged the whole matter in such a manner that it never came to the ears of Crawley’s extremely violent-tempered and puritanical father.

The man who gave good advice got a “First” in Mods, and everyone felt confident he would get a first in Greats; he did brilliantly in nearly all his papers; but during the Latin unseen a temporary and sudden lapse of memory came over him and he forgot the English for manubioe, which the day before he had known quite well means prize-money.  In fact the word was written on the first page of his note-book.  The word was in his brain, but a small shutter had closed on it for the moment and he could not recall it.  He looked over his neighbour’s shoulder.  His neighbour had translated it “booty.”  He copied the word mechanically, knowing it was wrong.  As he did so he was detected and accused of cribbing.  He denied the charge, the matter was investigated, the papers were compared, and the man who gave good advice was disqualified.  In all his other papers he had done incomparably better than anyone else.

When he left Oxford the man who gave good advice went into a Government office.  He had not been in it long before he perceived that by certain simple reforms the work of the office could be done twice as effectually and half as expensively.  He embodied these reforms in a memorandum and they were not long afterwards adopted.  He became private secretary to Snipe, a rising politician and persuaded him to change his party and his politics.  Snipe, owing to this advice, became a Cabinet Minister, and the man who gave good advice, having inherited some money, stood for Parliament himself.  He stood as a Conservative at a General Election and spoke eloquently to enthusiastic meetings.  The wire-pullers prophecied an overwhelming majority, when shortly before the poll, at one of his meetings, he suddenly declared himself to be an Independent, and made a speech violently in favour of Home Rule and conscription.  The result was that the Liberal Imperialist got in by a huge majority, and the man who gave good advice was pelted with rotten eggs.