He grumbled a little as they journeyed back to South Harniss.
“She may be all right, that Wyeth woman,” he said, “but she’s too everlastin’ sober-sided to suit me. Take that hat you and she bought; why, ’twas as plain, and hadn’t no more fuss and feathers than a minister’s wife’s bonnet. You ain’t an old maid; no, nor a Boston first-family widow, neither. Now, the hat I liked—the yellow and blue one—had some get-up-and-git. If you wore that out on Tremont Street folks would turn around and look at you.”
Mary-’Gusta laughed and squeezed his hand. “You silly Uncle Shad,” she said, “don’t you know that is exactly what I don’t want them to do?”
Shadrach turned his gaze in her direction. She was at the end of the car seat next to the window and against the light of the setting sun her face and head were silhouetted in dainty profile. The Captain sighed.
“Well,” he said, philosophically, “I don’t know’s we need to argue. I cal’late they’ll look some as ’tis.”
Her parting instructions to her uncles were many and diversified. Zoeth must be sure and change to his heavy flannels on the first of October. He must not forget rubbers when the ground was damp, and an umbrella when it rained. If he caught cold there was the medicine Doctor Harley had prescribed. He must not sit up after ten o’clock; he must not try to read the paper without first hunting for his spectacles. These were a few of his orders. Shadrach’s list was even longer. It included going to church every other Sunday: keeping his Sunday shoes blacked: not forgetting to change his collar every morning: to get his hair cut at least once in six weeks: not to eat pie just before going to bed, “because you know if you do, you always have the nightmare and groan and moan and wake up everyone but yourself”: not to say “Jumpin’” or “Creepin’ Judas” any oftener than he could help: to be sure and not cut prices in the store just because a customer asked him to do so—and goodness knows how much more.
As for Isaiah Chase, his list was so lengthy and varied that the responsibility quite overwhelmed him.
“Gosh t’mighty!” exclaimed Isaiah, desperately. “I’ll never be able to live up to all them sailin’ orders and I know it. I’ve put some of ’em down on a piece of paper, but I ain’t even got them straight, and as for the million or two others—whew! I’m to dust every day, and sweep every other day, and change the tablecloth, and see that the washin’ goes when it ought to, and feed the horse the cat—no, no, feed the cat oats—Oh, consarn it! Feed the cat and the horse and the hens their reg’lar vittles at reg’lar times and—and—Oh, my soul! Yes, and let alone my own self and all that’s laid onto me, I must keep an eye on Captain Shad and Zoeth and see that they do what’s been laid onto them. I swan to man! I’m a hard-workin’, painstakin’ feller of my age, but I ain’t as young as I used to be, and I’m human and not a walkin’ steam-engyne. I’ll do the best I can, but—but first thing you know I’ll be drove into heavin’ up my job. Then this craft’ll be on its beam ends, I bet you! They’ll appreciate me then, when it’s too late.”