The Prophet of Berkeley Square eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 313 pages of information about The Prophet of Berkeley Square.

The Prophet of Berkeley Square eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 313 pages of information about The Prophet of Berkeley Square.

“Did he really?”

“Singing his swan song, no doubt, poor feller, as Madame said after she read about it in the paper.  There were the grocer’s twins as well, just lately.  But they will be fresh in your memory.”

Before the Prophet had time to state whether this was so or not Malkiel proceeded,—­

“Well, sir, as soon as Madame and I had come to the Mouse we resolved that we could do no better than that.  It was salubrious, it was retired, and it was N.”

“You said—?”

“N., sir.”

“But what is en?”

“Sir?”

The Prophet had grown very red, but he was seized by the desperation that occasionally attacks ignorance, and renders it, for a moment, determinedly explicit.

“I ask you what does en mean?  I am, I fear, a very ill-informed person, and I really don’t know.”

“Think of an envelope, sir,” said Malkiel, with gentle commiseration.  “Well, are you thinking?”

The Prophet grew purple.

“I am—­but it is no use.  Besides, why on earth should I think of an envelope?  I beg you to explain.”

“North, sir, the northern postal district of the metropolis.  Fairly simple that—­I think, sir.”

“N.!” cried the illuminated Prophet.  “I see.  I was thinking of en all the time.  I beg your pardon.  Please go on.  N.—­of course!”

Malkiel concealed a smile, just sufficiently to make its existence for an instant vitally prominent, and continued,—­

“By the Mouse we resolved to build a detached residence such as would influence suitably the minds of the children—­should we have any.  For we had resolved, sir, by that time that with me the Almanac should cease.”

Here Malkiel leaned forward upon the deal table and lowered his voice to an impressive whisper.

“Yes, sir, it had come to that.  We all have our ambitions and that was mine.”

“Good Heavens!” said the Prophet.  “Malkiel’s Almanac cease!  But why?  Such a very useful institution!”

“Useful!  More than that, sir, sublime!  There’s nothing like it.”

“Then why let it cease?”

“Because the social status of the prophet, sir, is not agreeable to myself or Madame.  I’ve had enough of it, sir, already, and I’m barely turned of fifty.  Besides, my father would have wished it, I feel sure, had he lived in these days.  Had he seen Sagittarius Lodge, the children, and how Madame comports herself, he would have recognised that the family was destined to rise into a higher sphere than that occupied by any prophet, however efficient.  Besides, I will not deceive you, I have made money.  In another ten years’ time, when I have laid by sufficient, I tell you straight, sir, that I shall go out of prophecy, right out of it.”

“Then your Capricor—­that is your son—­will not carry on the—­”

“Capricornus a prophet, sir!” cried Malkiel.  “Not if Madame and I know it.  No, sir, Capricornus is to be an architect.”

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