of his identity. In any case, her wrath at his
scarcely chivalrous desertion of her in the house of
a stranger would, he knew, be terrible. He dared
not face it. He dared not allow his project of
flight at dawn to be interfered with, as it certainly
would be if he came across Madame. He therefore
proceeded to flee once more. Nor did he pause
until he had gained Mr. Ferdinand’s pantry, where
stood the telescope. Now, in this pantry there
was a large cupboard in which were kept the very numerous
and magnificent pieces of plate,
etc., possessed
by Mrs. Merillia; tall silver candelabra, standard
lamps of polished bronze, richly-chased cups, gigantic
vases for containing flowers, oriental incense holders
upon stands of ebony, Spanish charcoal dishes of burnished
brass, and other treasures far too numerous to mention.
This cupboard was always carefully locked at night,
but on this occasion Mr. Ferdinand, totally disorganised
by the frightful scenes which had taken place at his
dinner table during the evening, had retired to bed
in a condition of collapse, leaving it open. Malkiel
the Second, feeling frantically about in the dark,
came upon the door of this cupboard, pulled it, found
that it yielded to his hand, and, hearing the rapidly
approaching voices of Madame and the Prophet, stumbled
into the cupboard and sank down on a large gold loving-cup,
with one foot in a silver soup tureen, and the other
in a priceless sugar basin, just as the light of the
candle borne by the Prophet glimmered in the darkness
of the adjacent corridor.
“This way, Madame,” said the Prophet.
“But I really think such a proceeding is calculated
to cause a grave scandal in the square.”
Malkiel the Second drew the cupboard door to, and
grasped a silver candelabrum in each hand to sustain
himself upon the rather sharp rim of the loving-cup.
“What is the square to me or I to the square?”
returned Madame with ungrammatical majesty. “Madame
Malkiel is not governed by any ordinary laws. Lexes
non scripta is her motto. To these alone she
clings.”
Her husband clung to the candelabra and burst into
a violent perspiration. Through the keyhole of
the cupboard a ray of light now shone, and he heard
the frou-frou of his partner’s skirt, the flump
of the rabbit-skins as she cast them from her ample
shoulders upon the floor. The Prophet’s
voice became audible again.
“What do you wish me to do?” he said,
with a sort of embittered courtesy.
“Throw open the window, place yourself before
the telescope, and proceed at once to your investigations,”
replied the lady.
“I am not in a condition to investigate,”
said the Prophet. “I am not indeed.
If you will only let me get you a cab, to-morrow night—”
“It is useless to talk, Mr. Vivian,” said
Madame, very sharply. “The cab has not
yet been made that will convey me to the Mouse to-night.”
“But your husband—”