Karl instantly reassured me on this point,

“Vonce one French grenadier was left behint, ant fell to ze grount.  I sprang forvarts wis my gon, ant vere about to kill him, aber der Franzose warf sein Gewehr hin und rief, ’Pardon’—­ant I let him loose.

“At Wagram, Napoleon cut us open, ant surrountet us in such a way as zere vas no helping.  Sree days hat we no provisions, ant stoot in ze vater op to ze knees.  Ze evil Napoleon neiser let us go loose nor catchet us.

“On ze fours day zey took us prisoners—­zank Got! ant sent us to one fortress.  Upon me vas one blue trousers, uniforms of very goot clos, fifteen of Thalers, ant one silver clock which my Vater hat given me, Ze Frans Soldaten took from me everysing.  For my happiness zere vas sree tucats on me which my Mamma hat sewn in my shirt of flannel.  Nopoty fount zem.

“I liket not long to stay in ze fortresses, ant resoluted to ron away.  Von day, von pig holitay, says I to the sergeant which hat to look after us, ’Mister Sergeant, to-day is a pig holitay, ant me vants to celeprate it.  Pring here, if you please, two pottle Mateira, ant we shall trink zem wis each oser.’  Ant ze sergeant says, ‘Goot!’ Ven ze sergeant pring ze Mateira ant we trink it out to ze last trop, I taket his hant ant says, ’Mister Sergeant, perhaps you have still one Vater and one Mutter?’ He says, ‘So I have, Mister Mayer.’  ’My Vater ant Mutter not seen me eight year,’ I goes on to him, ’ant zey know not if I am yet alive or if my bones be reposing in ze grave.  Oh, Mister Sergeant, I have two tucats which is in my shirt of flannel.  Take zem, ant let me loose!  You will pe my penefactor, ant my Mutter will be praying for you all her life to ze Almighty Got!’

“Ze sergeant emptiet his glass of Mateira, ant says, ’Mister Mayer, I loaf and pity you very much, pot you is one prisoner, ant I one soldat.’  So I take his hant ant says, ‘Mister Sergeant!’

“Ant ze sergeant says, ’You is one poor man, ant I will not take your money, pot I will help you.  Ven I go to sleep, puy one pail of pranty for ze Soldaten, ant zey will sleep.  Me will not look after you.’  Sis was one goot man.  I puyet ze pail of pranty, ant ven ze Soldaten was trunken me tresset in one olt coat, ant gang in silence out of ze doon.

“I go to ze wall, ant will leap down, pot zere is vater pelow, ant I will not spoil my last tressing, so I go to ze gate.

“Ze sentry go up and town wis one gon, ant look at me.  ‘Who goes zere?’ ant I was silent.  ‘Who goes zere ze second time?’ ant I was silent.  ‘Who goes zere ze third time?’ ant I ron away, I sprang in ze vater, climp op to ze oser site, ant walk on.

“Ze entire night I ron on ze vay, pot ven taylight came I was afrait zat zey woult catch me, ant I hit myself in ze high corn.  Zere I kneelet town, zanket ze Vater in Heaven for my safety, ant fall asleep wis a tranquil feeling.