Life on the Mississippi eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 531 pages of information about Life on the Mississippi.

Life on the Mississippi eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 531 pages of information about Life on the Mississippi.

But the outsiders had a hard time of it.  No particular place to meet and exchange information, no wharf-boat reports, none but chance and unsatisfactory ways of getting news.  The consequence was that a man sometimes had to run five hundred miles of river on information that was a week or ten days old.  At a fair stage of the river that might have answered; but when the dead low water came it was destructive.

Now came another perfectly logical result.  The outsiders began to ground steamboats, sink them, and get into all sorts of trouble, whereas accidents seemed to keep entirely away from the association men.  Wherefore even the owners and captains of boats furnished exclusively with outsiders, and previously considered to be wholly independent of the association and free to comfort themselves with brag and laughter, began to feel pretty uncomfortable.  Still, they made a show of keeping up the brag, until one black day when every captain of the lot was formally ordered to immediately discharge his outsiders and take association pilots in their stead.  And who was it that had the dashing presumption to do that?  Alas, it came from a power behind the throne that was greater than the throne itself.  It was the underwriters!

It was no time to ‘swap knives.’  Every outsider had to take his trunk ashore at once.  Of course it was supposed that there was collusion between the association and the underwriters, but this was not so.  The latter had come to comprehend the excellence of the ‘report’ system of the association and the safety it secured, and so they had made their decision among themselves and upon plain business principles.

There was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth in the camp of the outsiders now.  But no matter, there was but one course for them to pursue, and they pursued it.  They came forward in couples and groups, and proffered their twelve dollars and asked for membership.  They were surprised to learn that several new by-laws had been long ago added.  For instance, the initiation fee had been raised to fifty dollars; that sum must be tendered, and also ten per cent. of the wages which the applicant had received each and every month since the founding of the association.  In many cases this amounted to three or four hundred dollars.  Still, the association would not entertain the application until the money was present.  Even then a single adverse vote killed the application.  Every member had to vote ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ in person and before witnesses; so it took weeks to decide a candidacy, because many pilots were so long absent on voyages.  However, the repentant sinners scraped their savings together, and one by one, by our tedious voting process, they were added to the fold.  A time came, at last, when only about ten remained outside.  They said they would starve before they would apply.  They remained idle a long while, because of course nobody could venture to employ them.

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