At that moment they reached the tavern, a wayside pot house, the sort of thing one can see by any main road.  It had a very faded sign above the door, some billiard cues painted on the wall and the inoffensive name “Au rendezvous des lapins”.

Chapter 18.

This first adventure would have been enough to discourage many people, but seasoned characters such as Tartarin are not so easily disheartened.  The lions are in the south, thought our hero, very well I shall go to the south.

As soon as he had swallowed his last morsel, he got up, thanked his host, took leave of the old lady without any ill-feeling, shed a last tear over the unfortunate Noiraud and headed quickly for Algiers, with the firm intention of packing his trunks and departing that same day for the south.

Sadly, the main Mustapha road seemed to have grown longer during the night.  There was so much sunshine, so much dust, the bivouac tent was so heavy, that Tartarin could not face the walk back to the town and he hailed the first horse-drawn omnibus which came along and climbed in....  Poor Tartarin!  How much better it would have been for his reputation if he had not entered that fateful vehicle, and had continued his journey on foot, even at the risk of collapsing from the heat and the weight of his two double-barreled rifles and the bivouac tent.

With Tartarin aboard, the omnibus was now full.  At the far end was an Algerian priest with a big black beard, his nose stuck in his breviary.  Opposite was a young Moorish merchant, puffing at a large cigarette, then a Maltese seaman, and four or five Moorish women, with white linen masks, whose eyes alone were visible.  These ladies had been on a visit to the cemetery of Abd-el-Kader, but this did not seem to have depressed them.  Behind their masks they laughed and chattered among themselves and munched pastries.

It seemed to Tartarin that they cast many glances in his direction, and one in particular, who was seated opposite him, fixed her gaze on him and did not remove it.

Although the lady was veiled, the liveliness of her large dark eyes, emphasised by kohl, a delicate little wrist, encircled by gold bracelets, which one glimpsed from time to time amidst her draperies, the sound of her voice, the graceful movements of her head, all suggested that beneath her garments was someone young, pretty and loveable.

The embarrassed Tartarin did not know which way to turn.  The silent caress of these beautiful dark eyes set his heart aflutter.  He blushed and paled by turns.  Then to complete his downfall he felt on his massive boot the lady’s dainty slipper scurrying about like a little red mouse....  What was he to do?...  Reply to these looks, this touch?...  Yes... but an amorous intrigue in this part of the world can have terrible consequences.  In his imagination Tartarin already saw himself seized by eunuchs, decapitated or even worse, sewn into a sack and tossed into the sea with his head beside him.