confess (reply’d Aurelian) my self guilty of
a Presumption, and willingly submit to the punishment
you intend: and though it be an aggravation of
a Crime to persevere in its justification, yet I cannot
help defending an Opinion in which now I am more confirm’d,
that probable conjectures may be made of the ingenious
Disposition of the Mind, from the fancy and choice
of Apparel. The humour I grant ye (said the
Lady) or constitution of the Person whether melancholick
or brisk; but I should hardly pass my censure upon
so slight an indication of wit: for there is
your brisk fool as well as your brisk man of sense,
and so of the melancholick. I confess ’tis
possible a fool may reveal himself by his Dress, in
wearing something extravagantly singular and ridiculous,
or in preposterous suiting of colours; but a decency
of Habit (which is all that Men of best sense pretend
to) may be acquired by custom and example, without
putting the Person to a superfluous expence of wit
for the contrivance; and though there should be occasion
for it, few are so unfortunate in their Relations and
Acquaintance not to have some Friend capable of giving
them advice, if they are not too ignorantly conceited
to ask it. Aurelian was so pleased with the
easiness and smartness of her Expostulation, that he
forgot to make a reply, when she seem’d to expect
it; but being a Woman of a quick Apprehension, and
justly sensible of her own perfections, she soon perceived
he did not grudge his attention. However she
had a mind to put it upon him to turn the discourse,
so went on upon the same Subject. ’Signior
(said she) I have been looking round me, and by your
Maxim I cannot discover one fool in the Company; for
they are all well drest. This was spoken with
an Air of Rallery that awakened the Cavalier, who
immediately made answer: ’Tis true, Madam,
we see there may be as much variety of good fancies
as of faces, yet there may be many of both kinds borrowed
and adulterate if inquired into; and as you were pleased
to observe, the invention may be Foreign to the Person
who puts it in practice; and as good an Opinion as
I have of an agreeable Dress, I should be loth to
answer for the wit of all about us. I believe
you (says the Lady) and hope you are convinced of
your error, since you must allow it impossible to
tell who of all this Assembly did or did not make
choice of their own Apparel. Not all (said Aurelian)
there is an ungainness in some which betrays them.
’Look ye there (says he) pointing to a Lady
who stood playing with the Tassels of her Girdle, I
dare answer for that Lady, though she be very well
dress’d, ’tis more than she knows.
His fair unknown could not forbear laughing at his
particular distinction, and freely told him, he had
indeed light upon one who knew as little as any body
in the Room, her self excepted. Ah! Madam,
(reply’d Aurelian) you know every thing in the
World but your own Perfections, and you only know
not those because ’tis the top of Perfection