“I—­I—­I have fought a little, but not in that climbing way or that running way.”

“No.  Now you mention it,” said Billy, “you don’t look as though you were made for climbing or running—­much.  Well, how was it, old Hay-bales?”

“The proper way,” said the camel.  “We all sat down—­”

“Oh, my crupper and breastplate!” said the troop-horse under his breath.  “Sat down!”

“We sat down—­a hundred of us,” the camel went on, “in a big square, and the men piled our packs and saddles, outside the square, and they fired over our backs, the men did, on all sides of the square.”

“What sort of men?  Any men that came along?” said the troop-horse.  “They teach us in riding school to lie down and let our masters fire across us, but Dick Cunliffe is the only man I’d trust to do that.  It tickles my girths, and, besides, I can’t see with my head on the ground.”

“What does it matter who fires across you?” said the camel.  “There are plenty of men and plenty of other camels close by, and a great many clouds of smoke.  I am not frightened then.  I sit still and wait.”

“And yet,” said Billy, “you dream bad dreams and upset the camp at night.  Well, well!  Before I’d lie down, not to speak of sitting down, and let a man fire across me, my heels and his head would have something to say to each other.  Did you ever hear anything so awful as that?”

There was a long silence, and then one of the gun bullocks lifted up his big head and said, “This is very foolish indeed.  There is only one way of fighting.”

“Oh, go on,” said Billy.  “Please don’t mind me.  I suppose you fellows fight standing on your tails?”

“Only one way,” said the two together. (They must have been twins.) “This is that way.  To put all twenty yoke of us to the big gun as soon as Two Tails trumpets.” ("Two Tails” is camp slang for the elephant.)

“What does Two Tails trumpet for?” said the young mule.

“To show that he is not going any nearer to the smoke on the other side.  Two Tails is a great coward.  Then we tug the big gun all together—­Heya—­Hullah!  Heeyah!  Hullah!  We do not climb like cats nor run like calves.  We go across the level plain, twenty yoke of us, till we are unyoked again, and we graze while the big guns talk across the plain to some town with mud walls, and pieces of the wall fall out, and the dust goes up as though many cattle were coming home.”

“Oh!  And you choose that time for grazing?” said the young mule.

“That time or any other.  Eating is always good.  We eat till we are yoked up again and tug the gun back to where Two Tails is waiting for it.  Sometimes there are big guns in the city that speak back, and some of us are killed, and then there is all the more grazing for those that are left.  This is Fate.  None the less, Two Tails is a great coward.  That is the proper way to fight.  We are brothers from Hapur.  Our father was a sacred bull of Shiva.  We have spoken.”