and that all the pruning-hooks of her thousand orchards
had been beaten into swords for the service of the
ill-fated Stuarts. The effect of Bute’s
fiscal scheme was to produce an union between the gentry
and yeomanry of the Cider-land and the Whigs of the
capital. Herefordshire and Worcestershire were
in a flame. The city of London, though not so
directly interested, was, if possible, still more
excited. The debates on this question irreparably
damaged the Government. Dashwood’s financial
statement had been confused and absurd beyond belief,
and had been received by the House with roars of laughter.
He had sense enough to be conscious of his unfitness
for the high situation which he held, and exclaimed
in a comical fit of despair, “What shall I do?
The boys will point at me in the street and cry, ’There
goes the worst Chancellor of the Exchequer that ever
was.’” George Grenville came to the rescue,
and spoke strongly on his favourite theme, the profusion
with which the late war had been carried on.
That profusion, he said, had made taxes necessary.
He called on the gentlemen opposite to him to say
where they would have a tax laid, and dwelt on this
topic with his usual prolixity. “Let them
tell me where,” he repeated in a monotonous and
somewhat fretful tone. “I say, sir, let
them tell me where. I repeat it, sir; I am entitled
to say to them, Tell me where.” Unluckily
for him, Pitt had come down to the House that night,
and had been bitterly provoked by the reflections
thrown on the war. He revenged himself by murmuring
in a whine resembling Grenville’s, a line of
a well-known song, “Gentle Shepherd, tell me
where.” “If,” cried Grenville,
“gentlemen are to be treated in this way—.”
Pitt, as was his fashion, when he meant to mark extreme
contempt, rose deliberately, made his bow, and walked
out of the House, leaving his brother-in-law in convulsions
of rage, and everybody else in convulsions of laughter.
It was long before Grenville lost the nickname of
the Gentle Shepherd.
But the ministry had vexations still more serious
to endure. The hatred which the Tories and Scots
bore to Fox was implacable. In a moment of extreme
peril, they had consented to put themselves under
his guidance. But the aversion with which they
regarded him broke forth as soon as the crisis seemed
to be over. Some of them attacked him about the
accounts of the Pay Office. Some of them rudely
interrupted him when speaking, by laughter and ironical
cheers. He was naturally desirous to escape from
so disagreeable a situation, and demanded the peerage
which had been promised as the reward of his services.
It was clear that there must be some change in the
composition of the ministry. But scarcely any,
even of those who, from their situation, might be
supposed to be in all the secrets of the Government,
anticipated what really took place. To the amazement
of the Parliament and the nation, it was suddenly announced
that Bute had resigned.