was his peculiar domain. The motto which he prefixed
to his Catalogue of Royal and Noble Authors might
have been inscribed with perfect propriety over the
door of every room in his house, and on the title-page
of every one of his books; “Dove Diavolo, Messer
Ludovico, avete pigliate tante coglionerie?”
In his villa, every apartment is a museum; every piece
of furniture is a curiosity; there is something strange
in the form of the shovel; there is a long story belonging
to the bell-rope. We wander among a profusion
of rarities, of trifling intrinsic value, but so quaint
in fashion, or connected with such remarkable names
and events, that they may well detain our attention
for a moment. A moment is enough. Some new
relic, some new unique, some new carved work, some
new enamel, is forthcoming in an instant. One
cabinet of trinkets is no sooner closed than another
is opened. It is the same with Walpole’s
writings. It is not in their utility, it is not
in their beauty, that their attraction lies.
They are to the works of great historians and poets,
what Strawberry Hill is to the Museum of Sir Hans Sloane
or to the Gallery of Florence. Walpole is constantly
showing us things, not of very great value indeed,
yet things which we are pleased to see, and which
we can see nowhere else. They are baubles; but
they are made curiosities either by his grotesque
workmanship or by some association belonging to them.
His style is one of those peculiar styles by which
everybody is attracted, and which nobody can safely
venture to imitate. He is a mannerist whose manner
has become perfectly easy to him, His affectation is
so habitual and so universal that it can hardly be
called affectation. The affectation is the essence
of the man. It pervades all his thoughts and
all his expressions. If it were taken away, nothing
would be left. He coins new words, distorts the
senses of old words, and twists sentences into forms
which make grammarians stare. But all this he
does, not only with an air of ease, but as if he could
not help doing it. His wit was, in its essential
properties, of the same kind with that of Cowley and
Donne. Like theirs, it consisted in an exquisite
perception of points of analogy and points of contrast
too subtile for common observation. Like them,
Walpole perpetually startles us by the ease with which
he yokes together ideas between which there would
seem, at first sight, to be no connection. But
he did not, like them, affect the gravity of a lecture,
and draw his illustrations from the laboratory and
from the schools. His tone was light and fleering;
his topics were the topics of the club and the ballroom;
and therefore his strange combinations and far-fetched
allusions, though very closely resembling those which
tire us to death in the poems of the time of Charles
the First, are read with pleasure constantly new.