and became one of the most extravagant alarmists of
those wretched times. In truth, his talk about
liberty, whether he knew it or not, was from the beginning
a mere cant, the remains of a phraseology which had
meant something in the mouths of those from whom he
had learned it, but which, in his mouth, meant about
as much as the oath by which the Knights of some modern
orders bind themselves to redress the wrongs of all
injured ladies. He had been fed in his boyhood
with Whig speculations on government. He must
often have seen, at Houghton or in Downing Street,
men who had been Whigs when it was as dangerous to
be a Whig as to be a highwayman, men who had voted
for the Exclusion Bill, who had been concealed in
garrets and cellars after the battle of Sedgemoor,
and who had set their names to the declaration that
they would live and die with the Prince of Orange.
He had acquired the language of these men, and he
repeated it by rote, though it was at variance with
all his tastes and feelings; just as some old Jacobite
families persisted in praying for the Pretender, and
in passing their glasses over the water decanter when
they drank the King’s health, long after they
had become loyal supporters of the government of George
the Third. He was a Whig by the accident of hereditary
connection; but he was essentially a courtier; and
not the less a courtier because he pretended to sneer
at the objects which excited his admiration and envy.
His real tastes perpetually show themselves through
the thin disguise. While professing all the contempt
of Bradshaw or Ludlow for crowned heads, he took the
trouble to write a book concerning Royal Authors.
He pryed with the utmost anxiety into the most minute
particulars relating to the Royal family. When,
he was a child, he was haunted with a longing to see
George the First, and gave his mother no peace till
she had found a way of gratifying his curiosity.
The same feeling, covered with a thousand disguises,
attended him to the grave. No observation that
dropped from the lips of Majesty seemed to him too
trifling to be recorded. The French songs of
Prince Frederic, compositions certainly not deserving
of preservation on account of their intrinsic merit,
have been carefully preserved for us by this contemner
of royalty. In truth, every page of Walpole’s
works betrays him. This Diogenes, who would be
thought to prefer his tub to a palace, and who has
nothing to ask of the masters of Windsor and Versailles
but that they will stand out of his light, is a gentleman-usher
at heart.
He had, it is plain, an uneasy consciousness of the frivolity of his favourite pursuits; and this consciousness produced one of the most diverting of his ten thousand affectations. His busy idleness, his indifference to matters which the world generally regards as important, his passion for trifles, he thought fit to dignify with the name of philosophy. He spoke of himself as of a man whose equanimity was proof to ambitious