that their regard to his interests was all simulated;
but, from a certain easiness which had no connection
with humanity, he submitted, half-laughing at himself,
to be made the tool of any woman whose person attracted
him, or of any man whose tattle diverted him.
He thought little and cared less about religion.
He seems to have passed his life in dawdling suspense
between Hobbism and Popery. He was crowned in
his youth with the Covenant in his hand; he died at
last with the Host sticking in his throat; and during
most of the intermediate years, was occupied in persecuting
both Covenanters and Catholics. He was not a
tyrant from the ordinary motives. He valued power
for its own sake little, and fame still less.
He does not appear to have been vindictive, or to
have found any pleasing excitement in cruelty.
What he wanted was to be amused, to get through the
twenty-four hours pleasantly without sitting down
to dry business. Sauntering was, as Sheffield
expresses it, the true Sultana Queen of his Majesty’s
affections. A sitting in council would have been
insupportable to him if the Duke of Buckingham had
not been there to make mouths at the Chancellor.
It has been said, and is highly probable, that in his
exile he was quite disposed to sell his rights to
Cromwell for a good round sum. To the last his
only quarrel with his Parliaments was that they often
gave him trouble and would not always give him money.
If there was a person for whom he felt a real regard,
that person was his brother. If there was a point
about which he really entertained a scruple of conscience
or of honour, that point was the descent of the crown.
Yet he was willing to consent to the Exclusion Bill
for six hundred thousand pounds; and the negotiation
was broken off only because he insisted on being paid
beforehand. To do him justice, his temper was
good; his manners agreeable; his natural talents above
mediocrity. But he was sensual, frivolous, false,
and cold-hearted, beyond almost any prince of whom
history makes mention.
Under the government of such a man, the English people
could not be long in recovering from the intoxication
of loyalty. They were then, as they are still,
a brave, proud, and high-spirited race, unaccustomed
to defeat, to shame, or to servitude. The splendid
administration of Oliver had taught them to consider
their country as a match for the greatest empire of
the earth, as the first of maritime powers, as the
head of the Protestant interest. Though, in the
day of their affectionate enthusiasm, they might sometimes
extol the royal prerogative in terms which would have
better become the courtiers of Aurungzebe, they were
not men whom it was quite safe to take at their word.
They were much more perfect in the theory than in
the practice of passive obedience. Though they
might deride the austere manners and scriptural phrases
of the Puritans they were still at heart a religious
people. The majority saw no great sin in field-sports,
stage-plays, promiscuous dancing, cards, fairs, starch,
or false hair. But gross profaneness and licentiousness
were regarded with general horror; and the Catholic
religion was held in utter detestation by nine-tenths
of the middle class.