custodian was only too glad to receive it, I met with
a fragment under the head of The Hours of Poissy,
which had evidently been put together by a merry abbot
of Turpenay for the diversion of his neighbours of
Usee, Azay, Mongaugar, Sacchez, and other places of
this province. I give them under the authority
of the clerical garb, but altered to my own style,
because I have been compelled to turn them from Latin
into French. I commence: —At
Poissy the nuns were accustomed to, when Mademoiselle,
the king’s daughter, their abbess, had gone
to bed..... It was she who first called it faire
la petite oie, to stick to the preliminaries of
love, the prologues, prefaces, protocols, warnings,
notices, introductions, summaries, prospectuses, arguments,
notices, epigraphs, titles, false-titles, current
titles, scholia, marginal remarks, frontispieces,
observations, gilt edges, bookmarks, reglets, vignettes,
tail pieces, and engravings, without once opening the
merry book to read, re-read, and study to apprehend
and comprehend the contents. And she gathered
together in a body all those extra-judicial little
pleasures of that sweet language, which come indeed
from the lips, yet make no noise, and practised them
so well, that she died a virgin and perfect in shape.
The gay science was after deeply studied by the ladies
of the court, who took lovers for la petite oie,
others for honour, and at times also certain ones who
had over them the right of high and low jurisdiction,
and were masters of everything —a state
of things much preferred. But to continue:
When this virtuous princess was naked and shameless
between the sheets, the said girls (those whose cheeks
were unwrinkled and their hearts gay) would steal
noiselessly out of their cells, and hide themselves
in that of one of the sisters who was much liked by
all of them. There they would have cosy little
chats, enlivened with sweetmeats, pasties, liqueurs,
and girlish quarrels, worry their elders, imitating
them grotesquely, innocently mocking them, telling
stories that made them laugh till the tears came and
playing a thousand pranks. At times they would
measure their feet, to see whose were the smallest,
compare the white plumpness of their arms, see whose
nose had the infirmity of blushing after supper, count
their freckles, tell each other where their skin marks
were situated, dispute whose complexion was the clearest,
whose hair the prettiest colour, and whose figure
the best. You can imagine that among these figures
sanctified to God there were fine ones, stout ones,
lank ones, thin ones, plump ones, supple ones, shrunken
ones, and figures of all kinds. Then they would
quarrel amongst themselves as to who took the least
to make a girdle, and she who spanned the least was
pleased without knowing why. At times they would
relate their dreams and what they had seen in them.
Often one or two, at times all of them, had dreamed
they had tight hold of the keys of the abbey.
Then they would consult each other about their little
ailments. One had scratched her finger, another
had a whitlow; this one had risen in the morning with
the white of her eye bloodshot; that one had put her
finger out, telling her beads. All had some little
thing the matter with them.