system of management in his domains, and he did well.
In a cellar of Gargantuan abode he hid away a fine
heap of red wheat, beside twenty jars of mustard and
several delicacies, such as plums and Tourainian rolls,
articles of a dessert, Olivet cheese, goat cheese,
and others, well known between Langeais and Loches,
pots of butter, hare pasties, preserved ducks, pigs’
trotters in bran, boatloads and pots full of crushed
peas, pretty little pots of Orleans quince preserve,
hogsheads of lampreys, measures of green sauce, river
game, such as francolins, teal, sheldrake, heron,
and flamingo, all preserved in sea-salt, dried raisins,
tongues smoked in the manner invented by Happe-Mousche,
his celebrated ancestor, and sweetstuff for Garga-melle
on feast days; and a thousand other things which are
detailed in the records of the Ripuary laws and in
certain folios of the Capitularies, Pragmatics, royal
establishments, ordinances and institutions of the
period. To be brief, the good man, putting his
spectacles on his nose or his nose in his spectacles,
looked about for a fine flying dragon or unicorn to
whom the guard of this precious treasure could be committed.
With this thought in his head he strolled about the
gardens. He did not desire a Coquecigrue, because
the Egyptians were afraid of them, as it appeared
in the Hieroglyphics. He dismissed the idea of
engaging the legions of Caucquemarres, because emperors
disliked them and also the Romans according to that
sulky fellow Tacitus. He rejected the Pechrocholiers
in council assembled, the Magi, the Druids, the legion
or Papimania, and the Massorets, who grew like quelch-grass
and over-ran all the land, as he had been told by
his son, Pantagruel, on his return from his journey.
The good man calling to mind old stories, had no confidence
in any race, and if it had been permissible would have
implored the Creator for a new one, but not daring
to trouble Him about such trifles, did not know whom
to choose, and was thinking that his wealth would
be a great trouble to him, when he met in his path
a pretty little shrew-mouse of the noble race of shrew-mice,
who bear all gules on an azure ground. By the
gods! be sure that it was a splendid animal, with
the finest tail of the whole family, and was strutting
about in the sun like a brave shrew-mouse. It
was proud of having been in this world since the Deluge,
according to letters-patent of indisputable nobility,
registered by the parliament of the universe, since
it appears from the Ecumenical Inquiry a shrew-mouse
was in Noah’s Ark.” Here Master Alcofribas
raised his cap slightly, and said, reverently, “It
was Noah, my lords, who planted the vine, and first
had the honour of getting drunk upon the juice of
its fruit.”