do in recognition of the virtuous life of a good woman
and her great merits, was to overwork himself, to exert,
to exterminate himself, to please her in every way,
with fondlings and kissings and wrestlings, and all
the delicacies and sweet confectionery of love; and
that, if she would taste a little of the seraphic
joys of these little ways to her unknown, she would
believe all the other things of life as not worth
a straw; and that, if such were her wish, he would
forever be as silent as the grave, and last no scandal
would besmear her virtue. And the lewd fellow,
perceiving that the lady did not stop her ears, commenced
to describe to her, after the fashion of arabesque
pictures, which at that time were much esteemed, the
wanton inventions of debauchery. Then did his
eyes shoot flame, his words burn, and his voice ring,
and he himself took great pleasure in calling to mind
the various ways of his ladies, naming them to Madame
d’Hocquetonville, and even revealing to her the
tricks, caresses, and amorous ways of Queen Isabella,
and he made use of expression so gracious and so ardently
inciting, that, fancying it caused the lady to relax
her hold upon the stiletto a little, he made as if
to approach her. But she, ashamed to be found
buried in thought, gazed proudly at the diabolical
leviathan who tempted her, and said to him, “Fine
sir, I thank you. You have caused me to love my
husband all the more, for from your discourse I learn
how much he esteems me by holding me in such respect
that he does not dishonour his couch with the tricks
of street-walkers and bad women. I should think
myself forever disgraced, and should be contaminated
to all eternity if I put my foot in these sloughs
where go these shameless hussies. A man’s
wife is one thing, and his mistress another.”
“I will wager,” said the duke, smiling,
“that, nevertheless, for the future you spur
the Sire d’Hocquetonville to a little sharper
pace.”
At this the good woman trembled, and cried, “You
are a wicked man. Now I both despise and abominate
you! What! unable to rob me of my honour, you
attempt to poison my mind! Ah, my lord, this night’s
work will cost you dear—
“If I forget it, a yet,
God will not forget.
“Are not those of verse is yours?”
“Madame,” said the duke, turning pale
with anger, “I can have you bound—”
“Oh no! I can free myself,” replied
she, brandishing the stiletto.
The rapscallion began to laugh.
“Never mind,” said he. “I have
a means of plunging you into the sloughs of three
brazen hussies, as you call them.”
“Never, while I live.”
“Head and heels you shall go in—with
your two feet, two hands, two ivory breasts, and two
other things, white as snow—your teeth,
your hair, and everything. You will go of your
own accord; you shall enter into it lasciviously,
and in a way to crush your cavalier, as a wild horse
does its rider—stamping, leaping, and snorting.
I swear it by Saint Castud!”