Madame, herself astonished, promised every assistance
on her part. The manor of Azay-le-Brule, with
a good title thereto, she undertook to confer upon
her cavalier, as well as the pardon of his father,
if from this encounter she came forth vanquished, then
the clever fellows said to himself, “This is
to save my father from punishment! this for the fief!
this for the letting and selling! this for the forest
of Azay! item for the right of fishing! another for
the Isles of the Indre! this for the meadows!
I may as well release from confiscation our land of
La Carte, so dearly bought by my father! Once
more for a place at court!” Arriving without
hindrance at this point, he believed his dignity involved,
and fancied that having France under him, it was a
question of the honour of the crown. In short,
at the cost of a vow which he made to his patron,
Monsieur St. Jacques, to build him a chapel at Azay,
he presented his liege homage to the Regent eleven
clear, clean, limpid, and genuine periphrases.
Concerning the epilogue of this slow conversation,
the Tourainian had the great self-confidence to wish
excellently to regale the Regent, keeping for her
on her waking the salute of an honest man, as it was
necessary for the lord of Azay to thank his sovereign,
which was wisely thought. But when nature is
oppressed, she acts like a spirited horse, lays down,
and will die under the whip sooner than move until
it pleases her to rise reinvigorated. Thus, when
in the morning the seignior of the castle of Azay
desired to salute the daughter of King Louis XI.,
he was constrained, in spite of his courtesy, to make
the salute as royal salutes should be made—with
blank cartridge only. Therefore the Regent, after
getting up, and while she was breakfasting with Jacques,
who called himself the legitimate Lord of Azay, seized
the occasion of this insufficiency to contradict her
esquire, and pretend, that as he had not gained his
wager, he had not earned the manor.
“Ventre-Saint-Paterne! I have been near
enough,” said Jacques. “But my dear
lady and noble sovereign it is not proper for either
you or me to judge in this cause. The case being
an allodial case, must be brought before your council,
since the fief of Azay is held from the crown.”
“Pasques dieu!” replied the Regent with
a forced laugh. “I give you the place of
the Sieur de Vieilleville in my house. Don’t
trouble about your father. I will give you Azay,
and will place you in a royal office if you can, without
injury to my honour, state the case in full council;
but if one word falls to the damage of my reputation
as a virtuous women, I—”
“May I be hanged,” said Jacques, turning
the thing into a joke, because there was a shade of
anger in the face of Madame de Beaujeu.
In fact, the daughter of King Louis thought more of
her royalty than of the roguish dozen, which she considered
as nothing, since fancying she had had her night’s
amusement without loosening her purse-strings, she
preferred the difficult recital of his claim to another
dozen offered her by the Tourainian.