When the page perceived that Jacques de Beaune persistently
followed his mistress in all her movements, stopped
when she stopped, and watched her trifling in a bare-faced
fashion, as if he had a right so to do, he turned
briskly round with a savage and threatening face,
like that of a dog whose says, “Stand back, sir!”
But the good Tourainian had his wits about him.
Believing that if a cat may look at king, he, a baptised
Christian, might certainly look at a pretty woman,
he stepped forward, and feigning to grin at the page,
he strutted now behind and now before the lady.
She said nothing, but looked at the sky, which was
putting on its nightcap, the stars, and everything
which could give her pleasure. So things went
on. At last, arrived outside Portillon, she stood
still, and in order to see better, cast her veil back
over her shoulder, and in so doing cast upon the youth
the glance of a clever woman who looks round to see
if there is any danger of being robbed. I may
tell you that Jacques de Beaune was a thorough ladies’
man, could walk by the side of a princess without
disgracing her, had a brave and resolute air which
please the sex, and if he was a little browned by the
sun from being so much in the open air, his skin would
look white enough under the canopy of a bed.
The glance, keen as a needle, which the lady threw
him, appeared to him more animated than that with which
she would have honoured her prayer-book. Upon
it he built the hope of a windfall of love, and resolved
to push the adventure to the very edge of the petticoat,
risking to go still further, not only his lips, which
he held of little count, but his two ears and something
else besides. He followed into the town the lady,
who returned by the Rue des Trois-Pucelles, and led
the gallant through a labyrinth of little streets,
to the square in which is at the present time situated
the Hotel de la Crouzille. There she stopped
at the door of a splendid mansion, at which the page
knocked. A servant opened it, and the lady went
in and closed the door, leaving the Sieur de Beaune
open-mouthed, stupefied, and as foolish as Monseigneur
St. Denis when he was trying to pick up his head.
He raised his nose in the air to see if some token
of favour would be thrown to him, and saw nothing except
a light which went up the stairs, through the rooms,
and rested before a fine window, where probably the
lady was also. You can believe that the poor
lover remained melancholy and dreaming, and not knowing
what to do. The window gave a sudden creak and
broke his reverie. Fancying that his lady was
about to call him, he looked up again, and but for
the friendly shelter of the balcony, which was a helmet
to him, he would have received a stream of water and
the utensil which contained it, since the handle only
remained in the grasp of the person who delivered
the deluge. Jacques de Beaune, delighted at this,
did not lose the opportunity, but flung himself against
the wall, crying “I am killed,” with a
feeble voice. Then stretching himself upon the
fragments of broken china, he lay as if dead, awaiting
the issue. The servants rushed out in a state
of alarm, fearing their mistress, to whom they had
confessed their fault, and picked up the wounded man,
who could hardly restrain his laughter at being then
carried up the stairs.