“‘Let go of my leg!’ I sings out, after we’d hit a high wave and that shover had made a more’n ordinary savage claw at my underpinnin’.  ’You make me nervous.  Drat this everlastin’ fog! somethin’ll bump into us if we don’t look out.  Here, you go for’ard and light them cruisin’ lights.  They ain’t colored ‘cordin’ to regulations, but they’ll have to do.  Go for’ard!  What you waitin’ for?’

“Well, it turned out that he didn’t like to leave that cockpit.  I was mad.

“‘Go for’ard there and light them lights!’ I yelled, hangin’ to the steerin’ oar and keepin’ the ark runnin’ afore the wind.

“‘I won’t!’ he says, loud and emphatic.  ’Think I’m a blame fool?  I sure would be a jack rabbit to climb over them seats the way they’re buckin’ and light them lamps.  You’re talkin’ through your hat!’

“Well, I hadn’t no business to do it, but, you see, I was on salt water, and skipper, as you might say, of the junk we was afloat in; and if there’s one thing I never would stand it’s mutiny.  I hauled in the oar, jumped over the cockpit rail, and went for him.  He see me comin’, stood up, tried to get out of the way, and fell overboard backwards.  Part of him lit on one of the floats, but the biggest part trailed in the water between the two.  He clawed with his hands, but the planks was slippery, and he slid astern fast.  Just as he reached the last plank and slid off and under I jumped after him and got him by the scruff of the neck.  I had hold of the lashin’ end with one hand, and we tailed out behind the ark, which was sloppin’ along, graceful as an elephant on skates.

“I was pretty well beat out when I yanked him into that cockpit again.  Neither of us said anything for a spell, breath bein’ scurce as di’monds.  But when he’d collected some of his, he spoke.

“‘Pard,’ he says, puffin’, ’I’m much obleeged to you.  I reckon I sure ain’t treated you right.  If it hadn’t been for you that time I’d—­’

“But I was b’ilin’ over.  I whirled on him like a teetotum.

“‘Drat your hide!’ I says.  ’When you speak to your officer you say sir!  And now you go for’ard and light them lights.  Don’t you answer back!  If you do I’ll fix you so’s you’ll never ship aboard another vessel!  For’ard there!  Lively, you lubber, lively!’

“He went for’ard, takin’ consider’ble time and hangin’ on for dear life.  But somehow or ‘nuther he got the lights to goin’; and all the time I hazed him terrible.  I was mate on an Australian packet afore I went fishin’ to the Banks, and I can haze some.  I blackguarded that shover awful.

“‘Ripperty-rip your everlastin’ blankety-blanked dough head!’ I roared at him.  ’You ain’t wuth the weight to sink you.  For’ard there and get that fog horn to goin’!  And keep it goin’!  Lively, you sculpin!  Don’t you open your mouth to me!’

“Well, all night we sloshed along, straight acrost the bay.  We must have been a curious sight to look at.  The floats was awash, so that the automobile looked like she was ridin’ the waves all by her lonesome; the lamps was blazin’ at either side of the bow; Billings was a-tootin’ the rubber fog horn as if he was wound up; and I was standin’ on the cushions amidships, keepin’ the whole calabash afore the wind.