and was admitted to one of the front seats.
The room was tolerably lighted with gas; and a platform
had been constructed for the lecturer and his subjects.
When the place was about half-filled, he came from
another room alone — a little, thick-set,
bull-necked man, with vulgar face and rusty black
clothes; and, mounting the platform, commenced his
lecture; if lecture it could be called, in which there
seemed to be no order, and scarcely any sequence.
No attempt even at a theory, showed itself in the
mass of what he called facts and scientific truths;
and he perpeturated the most awful blunders in his
English. It will not be desired that I should
give any further account of such a lecture.
The lecturer himself seemed to depend chiefly for his
success, upon the manifestations of his art which he
proceeded to bring forward. He called his familiar
by the name of Willi-am, and a stunted, pale-faced,
dull-looking youth started up from somewhere, and
scrambled upon the platform beside his master.
Upon this tutored slave a number of experiments was
performed. He was first cast into whatever abnormal
condition is necessary for the operations of biology,
and then compelled to make a fool of himself by exhibiting
actions the most inconsistent with his real circumstances
and necessities. But, aware that all this was
open to the most palpable objection of collusion,
the operator next invited any of the company that
pleased, to submit themselves to his influences.
After a pause of a few moments, a stout country fellow,
florid and healthy, got up and slouched to the platform.
Certainly, whatever might be the nature of the influence
that was brought to bear, its operative power could
not, with the least probability, be attributed to
an over-activity of imagination in either of the subjects
submitted to its exercise. In the latter, as
well as in the former case, the operator was eminently
successful; and the clown returned to his seat, looking
remarkably foolish and conscious of disgrace —
a sufficient voucher to most present, that in this
case at least there had been no collusion. Several
others volunteered their negative services; but with
no one of them did he succeed so well; and in one
case the failure was evident. The lecturer pretended
to account for this, in making some confused and unintelligible
remarks about the state of the weather, the thunder-storm,
electricity, &c., of which things he evidently did
not understand the best known laws.
“The blundering idiot!” growled, close to Hugh’s ear, a voice with a foreign accent.
He looked round sharply.
A tall, powerful, eminently handsome man, with a face as foreign as his tone and accent, sat beside him.
“I beg your pardon,” he said to Hugh; “I thought aloud.”
“I should like to know, if you wouldn’t mind telling me, what you detect of the blunderer in him. I am quite ignorant of these matters.”
“I have had many opportunities of observing them; and I see at once that this man, though he has the natural power, is excessively ignorant of the whole subject.”