“Would you mind taking a drink with me, sir?” said Clarence politely, addressing the farmer-looking passenger who had been most civil to him.  A dead silence followed.  The two men on the middle seat faced entirely around to gaze at him.

“The Commodore asks if you’ll take a drink with him,” explained one of the men to Clarence’s friend with the greatest seriousness.

“Eh?  Oh, yes, certainly,” returned that gentleman, changing his astonished expression to one of the deepest gravity, “seeing it’s the Commodore.”

“And perhaps you and your friend will join, too?” said Clarence timidly to the passenger who had explained; “and you too, sir?” he added to the dark man.

“Really, gentlemen, I don’t see how we can refuse,” said the latter, with the greatest formality, and appealing to the others.  “A compliment of this kind from our distinguished friend is not to be taken lightly.”

“I have observed, sir, that the Commodore’s head is level,” returned the other man with equal gravity.

Clarence could have wished they had not treated his first hospitable effort quite so formally, but as they stepped from the coach with unbending faces he led them, a little frightened, into the bar-room.  Here, unfortunately, as he was barely able to reach over the counter, the barkeeper would have again overlooked him but for a quick glance from the dark man, which seemed to change even the barkeeper’s perfunctory smiling face into supernatural gravity.

“The Commodore is standing treat,” said the dark man, with unbroken seriousness, indicating Clarence, and leaning back with an air of respectful formality.  “I will take straight whiskey.  The Commodore, on account of just changing climate, will, I believe, for the present content himself with lemon soda.”

Clarence had previously resolved to take whiskey, like the others, but a little doubtful of the politeness of countermanding his guest’s order, and perhaps slightly embarrassed by the fact that all the other customers seemed to have gathered round him and his party with equally immovable faces, he said hurriedly: 

“Lemon soda for me, please.”

“The Commodore,” said the barkeeper with impassive features, as he bent forward and wiped the counter with professional deliberation, “is right.  No matter how much a man may be accustomed all his life to liquor, when he is changing climate, gentlemen, he says ‘Lemon soda for me’ all the time.”

“Perhaps,” said Clarence, brightening, “you will join too?”

“I shall be proud on this occasion, sir.”

“I think,” said the tall man, still as ceremoniously unbending as before, “that there can be but one toast here, gentlemen.  I give you the health of the Commodore.  May his shadow never be less.”

The health was drunk solemnly.  Clarence felt his cheeks tingle and in his excitement drank his own health with the others.  Yet he was disappointed that there was not more joviality; he wondered if men always drank together so stiffly.  And it occurred to him that it would be expensive.  Nevertheless, he had his purse all ready ostentatiously in his hand; in fact, the paying for it out of his own money was not the least manly and independent pleasure he had promised himself.  “How much?” he asked, with an affectation of carelessness.