“Psst!”

George looked about him.  It seemed to him that he had heard a voice.  He listened.  No.  Except for the barking of a distant dog, the faint wailing of a waltz, the rustle of a roosting bird, and the sound of Plummer saying that if her refusal was due to anything she might have heard about that breach-of-promise case of his a couple of years ago he would like to state that he was more sinned against than sinning and that the girl had absolutely misunderstood him, all was still.

“Psst!  Hey, mister!”

It was a voice.  It came from above.  Was it an angel’s voice?  Not altogether.  It was Albert’s.  The boy was leaning out of a window some six feet higher up the castle wall.  George, his eyes by now grown used to the darkness, perceived that the stripling gesticulated as one having some message to impart.  Then, glancing to one side, he saw what looked like some kind of a rope swayed against the wall.  He reached for it.  The thing was not a rope:  it was a knotted sheet.

From above came Albert’s hoarse whisper.

“Look alive!”

This was precisely what George wanted to do for at least another fifty years or so; and it seemed to him as he stood there in the starlight, gingerly fingering this flimsy linen thing, that if he were to suspend his hundred and eighty pounds of bone and sinew at the end of it over the black gulf outside the balcony he would look alive for about five seconds, and after that goodness only knew how he would look.  He knew all about knotted sheets.  He had read a hundred stories in which heroes, heroines, low comedy friends and even villains did all sorts of reckless things with their assistance.  There was not much comfort to be derived from that.  It was one thing to read about people doing silly things like that, quite another to do them yourself.  He gave Albert’s sheet a tentative shake.  In all his experience he thought he had never come across anything so supremely unstable. (One calls it Albert’s sheet for the sake of convenience.  It was really Reggie Byng’s sheet.  And when Reggie got to his room in the small hours of the morning and found the thing a mass of knots he jumped to the conclusion—­ being a simple-hearted young man—­that his bosom friend Jack Ferris, who had come up from London to see Lord Belpher through the trying experience of a coming-of-age party, had done it as a practical joke, and went and poured a jug of water over Jack’s bed.  That is Life.  Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not.  Absolutely!)

Albert was becoming impatient.  He was in the position of a great general who thinks out some wonderful piece of strategy and can’t get his army to carry it out.  Many boys, seeing Plummer enter the room below and listening at the keyhole and realizing that George must have hidden somewhere and deducing that he must be out on the balcony, would have been baffled as to how to proceed.  Not so Albert.