“Thank you so much,” murmured a voice behind him.  It seemed to come from the floor.

“Not at all,” said George, trying a sort of vocal chip-shot out of the corner of his mouth, designed to lift his voice backwards and lay it dead inside the cab.

He gazed upon Piccadilly with eyes from which the scales had fallen.  Reason told him that he was still in Piccadilly.  Otherwise it would have seemed incredible to him that this could be the same street which a moment before he had passed judgment upon and found flat and uninteresting.  True, in its salient features it had altered little.  The same number of stodgy-looking people moved up and down.  The buildings retained their air of not having had a bath since the days of the Tudors.  The east wind still blew.  But, though superficially the same, in reality Piccadilly had altered completely.  Before it had been just Piccadilly.  Now it was a golden street in the City of Romance, a main thoroughfare of Bagdad, one of the principal arteries of the capital of Fairyland.  A rose-coloured mist swam before George’s eyes.  His spirits, so low but a few moments back, soared like a good niblick shot out of the bunker of Gloom.  The years fell away from him till, in an instant, from being a rather poorly preserved, liverish greybeard of sixty-five or so, he became a sprightly lad of twenty-one in a world of springtime and flowers and laughing brooks.  In other words, taking it by and large, George felt pretty good.  The impossible had happened; Heaven had sent him an adventure, and he didn’t care if it snowed.

It was possibly the rose-coloured mist before his eyes that prevented him from observing the hurried approach of a faultlessly attired young man, aged about twenty-one, who during George’s preparations for ensuring privacy in his cab had been galloping in pursuit in a resolute manner that suggested a well-dressed bloodhound somewhat overfed and out of condition.  Only when this person stopped and began to pant within a few inches of his face did he become aware of his existence.

“You, sir!” said the bloodhound, removing a gleaming silk hat, mopping a pink forehead, and replacing the luminous superstructure once more in position.  “You, sir!”

Whatever may be said of the possibility of love at first sight, in which theory George was now a confirmed believer, there can be no doubt that an exactly opposite phenomenon is of frequent occurrence.  After one look at some people even friendship is impossible.  Such a one, in George’s opinion, was this gurgling excrescence underneath the silk hat.  He comprised in his single person practically all the qualities which George disliked most.  He was, for a young man, extraordinarily obese.  Already a second edition of his chin had been published, and the perfectly-cut morning coat which encased his upper section bulged out in an opulent semi-circle.  He wore a little moustache, which to George’s prejudiced eye seemed more a complaint than a moustache.  His face was red, his manner dictatorial, and he was touched in the wind.  Take him for all in all he looked like a bit of bad news.