I resolved to be more cautious, more reserved.
I abandoned the arm of Pompey, and, without his assistance,
surmounted the one remaining step, and gained the chamber
of the belfry. I was followed immediately afterward
by my poodle. Pompey alone remained behind.
I stood at the head of the staircase, and encouraged
him to ascend. He stretched forth to me his hand,
and unfortunately in so doing was forced to abandon
his firm hold upon the overcoat. Will the gods
never cease their persecution? The overcoat is
dropped, and, with one of his feet, Pompey stepped
upon the long and trailing skirt of the overcoat.
He stumbled and fell — this consequence
was inevitable. He fell forward, and, with his
accursed head, striking me full in the —
in the breast, precipitated me headlong, together
with himself, upon the hard, filthy, and detestable
floor of the belfry. But my revenge was sure,
sudden, and complete. Seizing him furiously by
the wool with both hands, I tore out a vast quantity
of black, and crisp, and curling material, and tossed
it from me with every manifestation of disdain.
It fell among the ropes of the belfry and remained.
Pompey arose, and said no word. But he regarded
me piteously with his large eyes and — sighed.
Ye Gods — that sigh! It sunk into
my heart. And the hair — the wool!
Could I have reached that wool I would have bathed
it with my tears, in testimony of regret. But
alas! it was now far beyond my grasp. As it dangled
among the cordage of the bell, I fancied it alive.
I fancied that it stood on end with indignation.
Thus the happy-dandy Flos Aeris of Java bears, it
is said, a beautiful flower, which will live when
pulled up by the roots. The natives suspend it
by a cord from the ceiling and enjoy its fragrance
for years.
Our quarrel was now made up, and we looked about the
room for an aperture through which to survey the city
of Edina. Windows there were none. The sole
light admitted into the gloomy chamber proceeded from
a square opening, about a foot in diameter, at a height
of about seven feet from the floor. Yet what
will the energy of true genius not effect? I
resolved to clamber up to this hole. A vast quantity
of wheels, pinions, and other cabalistic —
looking machinery stood opposite the hole, close to
it; and through the hole there passed an iron rod
from the machinery. Between the wheels and the
wall where the hole lay there was barely room for
my body — yet I was desperate, and determined
to persevere. I called Pompey to my side.
“You perceive that aperture, Pompey. I
wish to look through it. You will stand here
just beneath the hole — so. Now, hold
out one of your hands, Pompey, and let me step upon
it — thus. Now, the other hand, Pompey,
and with its aid I will get upon your shoulders.”
He did every thing I wished, and I found, upon getting
up, that I could easily pass my head and neck through
the aperture. The prospect was sublime.
Nothing could be more magnificent. I merely paused
a moment to bid Diana behave herself, and assure Pompey
that I would be considerate and bear as lightly as
possible upon his shoulders. I told him I would
be tender of his feelings — ossi tender
que beefsteak. Having done this justice to my
faithful friend, I gave myself up with great zest
and enthusiasm to the enjoyment of the scene which
so obligingly spread itself out before my eyes.