“And then there was an ignoramus,” said he, “who mistook himself for a frog, which, by the way, he resembled in no little degree.  I wish you could have seen him, sir,” —­ here the speaker addressed myself —­ “it would have done your heart good to see the natural airs that he put on.  Sir, if that man was not a frog, I can only observe that it is a pity he was not.  His croak thus —­ o-o-o-o-gh —­ o-o-o-o-gh! was the finest note in the world —­ B flat; and when he put his elbows upon the table thus —­ after taking a glass or two of wine —­ and distended his mouth, thus, and rolled up his eyes, thus, and winked them with excessive rapidity, thus, why then, sir, I take it upon myself to say, positively, that you would have been lost in admiration of the genius of the man.”

“I have no doubt of it,” I said.

“And then,” said somebody else, “then there was Petit Gaillard, who thought himself a pinch of snuff, and was truly distressed because he could not take himself between his own finger and thumb.”

“And then there was Jules Desoulieres, who was a very singular genius, indeed, and went mad with the idea that he was a pumpkin.  He persecuted the cook to make him up into pies —­ a thing which the cook indignantly refused to do.  For my part, I am by no means sure that a pumpkin pie a la Desoulieres would not have been very capital eating indeed!”

“You astonish me!” said I; and I looked inquisitively at Monsieur Maillard.

“Ha! ha! ha!” said that gentleman —­ “he! he! he! —­ hi! hi! hi! —­ ho! ho! ho! —­ hu! hu! hu! hu! —­ very good indeed!  You must not be astonished, mon ami; our friend here is a wit —­ a drole —­ you must not understand him to the letter.”

“And then,” said some other one of the party, —­ “then there was Bouffon Le Grand —­ another extraordinary personage in his way.  He grew deranged through love, and fancied himself possessed of two heads.  One of these he maintained to be the head of Cicero; the other he imagined a composite one, being Demosthenes’ from the top of the forehead to the mouth, and Lord Brougham’s from the mouth to the chin.  It is not impossible that he was wrong; but he would have convinced you of his being in the right; for he was a man of great eloquence.  He had an absolute passion for oratory, and could not refrain from display.  For example, he used to leap upon the dinner-table thus, and —­ and-”

Here a friend, at the side of the speaker, put a hand upon his shoulder and whispered a few words in his ear, upon which he ceased talking with great suddenness, and sank back within his chair.

“And then,” said the friend who had whispered, “there was Boullard, the tee-totum.  I call him the tee-totum because, in fact, he was seized with the droll but not altogether irrational crotchet, that he had been converted into a tee-totum.  You would have roared with laughter to see him spin.  He would turn round upon one heel by the hour, in this manner —­ so —­ "