without method.  I did only a retail business myself, but my old habits of system carried me swimmingly along.  I selected my street-crossing, in the first place, with great deliberation, and I never put down a broom in any part of the town but that.  I took care, too, to have a nice little puddle at hand, which I could get at in a minute.  By these means I got to be well known as a man to be trusted; and this is one-half the battle, let me tell you, in trade.  Nobody ever failed to pitch me a copper, and got over my crossing with a clean pair of pantaloons.  And, as my business habits, in this respect, were sufficiently understood, I never met with any attempt at imposition.  I wouldn’t have put up with it, if I had.  Never imposing upon any one myself, I suffered no one to play the possum with me.  The frauds of the banks of course I couldn’t help.  Their suspension put me to ruinous inconvenience.  These, however, are not individuals, but corporations; and corporations, it is very well known, have neither bodies to be kicked nor souls to be damned.

I was making money at this business when, in an evil moment, I was induced to merge it in the Cur-Spattering —­ a somewhat analogous, but, by no means, so respectable a profession.  My location, to be sure, was an excellent one, being central, and I had capital blacking and brushes.  My little dog, too, was quite fat and up to all varieties of snuff.  He had been in the trade a long time, and, I may say, understood it.  Our general routine was this:  —­ Pompey, having rolled himself well in the mud, sat upon end at the shop door, until he observed a dandy approaching in bright boots.  He then proceeded to meet him, and gave the Wellingtons a rub or two with his wool.  Then the dandy swore very much, and looked about for a boot-black.  There I was, full in his view, with blacking and brushes.  It was only a minute’s work, and then came a sixpence.  This did moderately well for a time; —­ in fact, I was not avaricious, but my dog was.  I allowed him a third of the profit, but he was advised to insist upon half.  This I couldn’t stand —­ so we quarrelled and parted.

I next tried my hand at the Organ-Grinding for a while, and may say that I made out pretty well.  It is a plain, straightforward business, and requires no particular abilities.  You can get a music-mill for a mere song, and to put it in order, you have but to open the works, and give them three or four smart raps with a hammer.  In improves the tone of the thing, for business purposes, more than you can imagine.  This done, you have only to stroll along, with the mill on your back, until you see tanbark in the street, and a knocker wrapped up in buckskin.  Then you stop and grind; looking as if you meant to stop and grind till doomsday.  Presently a window opens, and somebody pitches you a sixpence, with a request to “Hush up and go on,” etc.  I am aware that some grinders have actually afforded to “go on” for this sum; but for my part, I found the necessary outlay of capital too great to permit of my “going on” under a shilling.